Me Ne Maa Se Poocha Kamiyab Hone K Liye Kya Karou - Uss ne Kaha Ek Pathar ley Or Apne #Mobile Pe Dy Mar

Musafir Bachay Sy:Beta Ye Road Kahan Jati Hai Bacha (Masoomiat Sy):Ye Road To Hr Wqt Yahan Hoti Hai Kahi Nhe Jati.

Ejazat ho to tery Chehry ko G bhar kr dekh lon "aay jani" wrna...... 8 jun k bad tujhe frishte bnd kr den ge Q k Ramadhan hain

وزیراعظم نوازشریف کے 4 بائی پاس کامیاب ہوش میں آگئے کوئی پیچیدگی پیدا نہیں ہوئی ایک دل میں 4 آپریشن یہ دل تھا کہ وزیرستان

> Dear Sooraj: Please reham yar.. We are Insaaaaaan .. Not Tikka Boti...

2 Baaten Zndagi Mei HmeSha Yaad Rakhna: . . Jab Hwa Chalti Hai Tu Pattay Hilte Hein Or . . Jab Nahi Chlti Tu Nahi Hilte. =>"

زندگی میں کچھ چیزیں مشکل سے ہی رک سکتی ہیں جیسے مرد کی نظر،عورت کی زبان،پرویز رشید کے جھوٹ اور پھپھو کے ڈرامے۔

! "Hamari zindagi to andheron mien guzarti hai "FARAZ" . . . . . . . . . "Wo or log hain jo U.P.S laga lete hain

Waqt Ka Pata Tb Hi Chalta Hai Jb : : : : ; : : Jb Aap "GhARi" Dekhte Hai, /('_')/ )( Taaliyaa Taaliyaa

Zindgi Me Jab Tum_ Mujh Jesa Dost Paao Gey-.. . . . . . . To . Tum Apny Parwardigaar ki kon kon c Naimat ko Jhutlao Gey.

/('_') ' (( > < / Woh me Keh raha Ta K Agr naik Larkiyo K Nmbr Hen To Send Kro RAMZAN Main Unko rozy K Liay Uthaon Ga Apko Swab Mily ga

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye 1 larki ne helo kya. Wife: Kon thi ye? Husband :Tm plz dimag khrab mt kr! Abi usko b btana ho ki tm kn ho

Pathan: Miss Aap ny Mujhy Call Ki Thi?? . . Miss: Nahi To. . . Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile me Q Likha Tha, , , "Miss Call"..;-

Koi Larki ham sy M0habat na kry to Ghum Nhi Wah Wah Koi Lrki Hm sy m0habat na kry To Ghum Nhi Doob Maray Wo Lrki Jski Kismat Me Hum Nhi

وہ مجھے گھنے جنگل میں یہ کہتے ہوۓ چھوڑ گیا فراز پیار کیا تو ڈرنا کیا

"Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein, . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein,

لڑکیاں بھی محبت میں ایسے لڑکوں کو چاند ستارے توڑ کر لانے کو کہتی ہیں جنہیں کوئی محلے میں امرود توڑنے نہیں دیتا.......

Jitna tmhaary Pas Total Dimagh hai na....!!!! Itna to Mera Aksar kharab Rehta hai...! (.')> (. )Jal Mat Apun se

DADA: tum Q prishan ho POTA: main ap ko nai bta skta DADA: muje apna dost samj kr bata do. POTA: Yar teri bhabhi naraz ho gai hai.

Mjh se ab yeh judai"ka ZEHaR piya Nahi jata. Ho Sake to 1 cup "green tea" pila do.

Sir:Btao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? Bcha: Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha Bcha: YE Khush Fehmi Hy

Me Tuj C apny Liye Kuch Ni Mang Rha, AY ALLAH Bs Meri MAA Ko Sehri Me Uthny Me Taklef Hoti Hy.Usy 1 Achi C BAHOO Ata Farma Aamen

Ye soch soch kar dimagh ki wat lag gai hai Faraz Ke sehri me good morning kahonga ya Good Night? ('.')> <) ) tum hi bata 2 yar

"Kabhi To Khatam Hon gi Ye Udasiyan Ye Tanhaiyan,, . . Ek Din T0 Acha Ho Ga, Do Din Ki Zindagi Mein...!!

Dunya me achy insan ki talash me kabhi mat niklo Q K . . . . . . . Aaj kal garmi boht hy pr Me Ghar me hota hon..

Tum B Kr K Dekh Lo 'MOHABBAT' Kisi Se Ay dost Sabzi k Paisey Easyload Main na lagey to Mera Naam Badal Dena..

Ramazan To Her Saal Aty Hain . . . . Wo Ramazan Kb Aye Ge . . . . . Jb Wo Kahen Gi, Utho Na janu Sehri Ka Time Horha Hai..

Buzurg Kehty Hai" Maa Ke Dua Jannat Ke Hawa Aur Abbu Ke Dua Apna Kamaa Ty Apna Khaa. ('.') CHaL_ )( PUTER_ / / Kam ty Ja

Mujh Mei Or Meri Bv Mei Bra Ajeeb Ittifaaq Hai Neend Ki Golyan Wo Khati H Or Sukoon MUjhe Milta H.

Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho ...FARAZ… . . . . . . Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye

اتنا پانی ہمارے ڈیمز میں نہیں ہو گا جتنا ہم پاکستانی عوام سحری اور افطاری میں پی جاتے ہیں..

1 Angrez Urdu Seekhny K Liye Pakistan Aya. 15 Din Raha Us Ne Sirf 2 Urdu Jumly Sikhy 1. Shukar He Light Aa Gai . 2. Lighy Phir Chali Gai

Jab B Gali Me Chalo Nazare Jhuka K Chalo Q K Aisa Krne Se Na Sirf Apki Izat Bharegi BaL K Gire Howe Kuch Paise MiLne k Chanses B Bhr Jaegy

Wo maza na sharbat peny me hy, Na pakoray me hy! Jo mazaaaa.... Sehri me Uth kr dobara Sonay me he... /( ';' )/

1 Maa Ki Nazar Main Wo Kon Sa Kaam Hai Jo Beta Kare To Bura. Or Damaad Kare To Bohat Aachha Lagta H Socho Nahi Pata. Arey B.V Ki GhuLami

Bohot Shorr Suntay Thay Saray Din Mein Pait Ki Bhook Ka .. Jab #Iftar Ka Waqt Aaya Tou Bhook Sirf Do Glass Nikli ....... :-) ;)

استاد : اس نے خودکشی کرلی ، اس کو خودکشی کرنی پڑی-- فرق کیا ھے بتاؤ ؟ شاگرد : پہلے والا بے روزگار تھا ، اور دوسرا " شادی شدہ "

ایک سیانے سے کسی نے پوچھا زندگی کیا ہے؟؟ جواب دیا موبائل سے بچا ہوا وقت زندگی ہے.

#Teacher:LoaFer Or Offer Myn kya DiFFer Hyn StuDeNT:SimPle Hyn Teacher Agr
#Larka i_Love_U Boly To Loafer Or Agr
#Larki Boly To #Offer'!.

In 2000 Ammi: Bacho Uth Jao Sehri Kar Lo, . . . . . . In 2016 Bachay: Janu Hold Karo Ammi Ko Utha Kar Aya. Ammi Uth Jayen Sehri Bana Len..

'''Kon kehta hai sirf muhabbat me he dard hota hay. !....Kambakht....! '"Darwazay me ungli ajae to JAAN nikl jati hai .

RoZa DaroOo... Allah K PiyaroOo... Himmat Na HaroOo... BasSs Thandy Pani Dy Chattty MaroOo...

حرامی کی کمائی اور ڈاکٹرز کی لکھائی کبھی اچھی نہیں ہوتی ..

Jaha d0sti waha payr , jaha payr waha judai , jaha judai waha dard , jaha dard waha anso , jaha ans0 waha pani , jaha pani waha Nahalo jani

10 Kawwe Mil Kar Itna 'Kaaen Kaaen' Nahe Karte Jitna FACEBOOK Or sMs Pe Larkian HMMM HMMM Karti Hain HMMM Sahe Bola

Agar Bhutto Zinda hai to,,,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Traweeh parhny Kiyon Nai Ate !!!!!!!

KeSe Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Doctor Se ilaaj Karana A Dost Ishq Ka Rog Tha Mummy Ki Chappal Se Hi Aram Aaya

#Girl: Muje Apna Mobile De Do Me Esko Dekh K Tumhe Yaad Karungi, Pathan: Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yad Kar Lena K Mene Manga Tha Usne Nahi Diya.

Sir:Iski Tshrih Kro Khol Ankh Zamin Falak Fiza Dekh Mshriq Se Ubhrte Huy Suraj Dekh . . . Stdnt: #Iqbal Mshkil Alfaz Me GuDMrninG Keh Rhe Hn

ApNi Neend sE MujhE kuCh yon b bohot PeyAr hy “FARAZ”.. . . . . . . K UsNe kAhA thA “MujhE pÄnÄ TuMhArE LiyE sirf Ek KhÄwÄb hy.

Dua Hy K Zindagi Men Wo Shakhs Hmesha Kamyab ho , , , Jis ka Aap Is Wqt Msg Parh Rhy Ho. Aameen Shukriya Aj kal dua b khud karwani prti h

Meri Sham K0 Sanwar do Meri Raat K0 Qarar do, Mujhy #UPS Udhar Do Ya Generator Se Ek Taar Do. Happy Garmi season....

Agr CuTe HoNA jurm Hain To Haan Mein Mujrim Hun.

گرمیوں کے روزے کا لڑکیوں کو ایک فائدہ ضرور ھے کہ سیلفی لینے کیلئے منہ نہیں بنانا پڑتا بلکہ خودبخود ہی منہ چوسنی جیسا ہوجاتا ھے

Allama Iqbal 0r WAPDA mein 1 Chez Common hy Pta hy kia 2no ka 1 he Mission Tha Soi hui Qaum ko Jgana. Enjoy life without light.

Rakhty hen jo log Garmyion k Rozy Wo log kbi sham k bd hila ni krty. ('.') _/)'(/_ !""""<<"""! oye menu hor pani dewo

New Year Par Biwi Ki Shopping Se Bachne Ka Tareeka . . . . "Luqman Hakeem" K Paas Bhi nahi Tha

New Year Par Biwi Ki Shopping Se Bachne Ka Tareeka . . . . "Luqman Hakeem" K Paas Bhi nahi Tha

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udasi Cha Gai, . Socha Tha Chorr Den Is Rah Ko, ),"(< >(( KamBhakht Muhley Me Dusri Aa Gai."

iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik hai Kon Si?? ? Nahi Pata?? Answer.. "Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen"

Sania Mirza Lahore Wapis Aa Gai Hai.! Doodh Ki Qeemat Mein 5 Rupay Ki Kami.! Negative Na Sochain.! Ye 2 ALag ALag Khabren Hain

Pata Nahi Log Purpose Kaisy Kar Lety Hain.?? . . Mujhe To Samosy K Sath Chatni Mangte Huvay B Sharam Aati Hay..

AAG jo Dil me Lgi hy Zmane me Lga Dun Ga Uski DOLLY Uthi TO (',') <)(> Koi BAAT Nhi yar Smart hun 2sri Phasa LunGa,

AAG jo Dil me Lgi hy Zmane me Lga Dun Ga Uski DOLLY Uthi TO (',') <)(> Koi BAAT Nhi yar Smart hun 2sri Phasa LunGa,

Aqwal Zareen "Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan bigaar liya, OR Jis ne Soch samaj K ki Usne konsa teer maar liya." Taaaliya

> Aany Wali Eid Mubark Ho ALLAH Kre Ye Apki Akhri Eid Ho . . . . . . . Wife " K Bagair , (';') , )) Send To /All Kanwari Party:-/

Mere Twitter ID pe Aik Banda Itni Sad Shayri Karta hai K Ab To Mein Bhi Uski Girl Friend Ko Miss Karne Laga Hoon

Mere Twitter ID pe Aik Banda Itni Sad Shayri Karta hai K Ab To Mein Bhi Uski Girl Friend Ko Miss Karne Laga Hoon

1 Pthan ne apni mngni tor di. Q k Lrki knwari thi. Pthan ne socha Jo Aj tk kisi ki ni hui Wo meri kya hogi

جس عورت نے یہ محاورہ ایجاد کیا " سب مرد ایک جیسے ہوتے ہیں " دراصل اسکا شوہر چائنہ میں گم ہو گیا تھا.....

Girl;Baba g Agr M Nazrana Don to Guarantee h K Mera Bacha Ho Jay Ga? Baba; Nazrane ki Jaga Agr Ek Chance do To 100% Guarante Ha

1 Lrki Arzz Krti H Na Jane Itna Dhoka Q Hai Duniya M Faraz Baat Hoi The 1 Ki, Chod Gaye Teen.

Lrki; Dukandr Se Joshanda H? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dukandar;BiBi G Mennu Te Bhot Josh Aanda A Tu Apni Gal Kr

Pappu ki Girlfriend romntic mod me: Mere Gar pe koi nhi he tum Ajao. Pappu: Tum hamare gar Ajao yaha sab Log he tumhara DiL Lag jayga

Ankon Me kuch nami thi Mujh mn shayed Vitamin ke kami thi Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ Wo Kambakhat meri Girl Friend ki Ammi thi

Minare Pakistan Me Dhamakay Ki Awaz Suni Gai . . . . Dhamaka Gaari K Niche Juice Ka Daba Ane Ki Waja Se Huwa.

Daata Darbaar pe aj rat 3 baje pizza or Chicken Burger Ka langar he, Ye bat ksi ko pata na chly Q k ye msg sirf ViP Faqero ko kia ja raha he

Lrka lrki ka peecha kr rha tha Lrki; Picha mt kr, tere PIchy mri Ami Arhi he Lrka; hm khandani Ashiq he, Teri maa k Pichy mery Abu arhy hen

Court me pappu talaak ke lye gya Pappu Judge Se:- Sir, i'm not happy with my wife Bv: Kmine, sara mohalla khush he. Bs tere hi Nakhre hain

Insan ki LIFE ko Sudharne k liye 1 WIFE kafi he . . . . Magar 1 WIFE ko sudharnee k liye poori LIFE Bhi Na kafi he. Zara Sochiye...??

Crush Or Brush Har Mahinay Badalnay Chahiye . . . . . . . Sehat K Liye Acha Hota Hay.. :D :P :)

GirLs ki 1SMile Boys ko ConFuse kr DeTi Ha, SaLa Pura DiN Ye SmJh Ni Aati ke . . HaNs k DeKH Rahi Hy Ya Dekh k HanS Rahi Hy.

ApNe HusN Pe ItNa Naaz Mat Kar0 AYe DOsT Tere Jaise HaseeN Aur Bhi HaiN . . . . . . . . . . WEST-INDIES Me. :-O

Agr Koi Larki Khud Aa K Aap Se Khe I Love You I Cnt Live Without You To Samjh Lo Eeeee Wroonnggg Num Hai Kaunu Apki Firki Le Rha Hai :-O

1 Chota Bacha Bus Ki Khirki Se SuSu Kr Raha Tha, Larki; Boli Sharam Nai Ati Tujhe? Bacha; Sharam di Pan nu Yeah Pressure Check Kar...

Maa; Ma Nay Teri Shadi K Liye Pathan Larka Pasand Karlia Hai Beti; Mera Kya Ha Khud He Tarso Ge Naani Ban'ny K Liye Geo Pathan

Grl; Na Dehk Hasinaao Ko Azab Hoga Tu b 1 Din Kisi Hasina K Bap Hoga Boy; Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Suchi Ho Muje Bap Kehne Wali Teri Bachi Ho

Qazi nikah k Waqt Hazreen mE sE Ksi ko is Shadi pr Aitraz To Nhi 1sehmi Hoi Awaz Ai G Muje H Qazi Tm khamosh rho Battameez Tum Dulha Ho

Agar koi Pathan Apko Dekh k Muskuraye To iska kya Matlab Hai. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Teri MARKET Abi B Hy chicknay.

Raat Bhar Wo i He Nahe HuM HiLa HiLa Kr So Gaye . Jo Hila Rahe The HuM Wo Pankha Tha, 0r Jo i Nahe Wo Bijli The.

Dekh Bhai Tu Facebook Pe Ladki To Ban Gaya Lekin . . . . Aik Buri Khabar Hai . . . Tu Kabhi Maa Nahi Ban Sakta, (O_o) Lolzzz

#Santa: Why you put your radio in refrigerator? . . . #Banta: Because I want to hear cool music:-)

Me: Ammi Aap Kitna Thak Jaati Hain Kam Karte Karte Bus Ab Aap Bahu Le Ayen ;-) Mom: Dafa Hoja Matlabi.. :->

Pthan wapda ofice phone kr k bola: janb li8 bnd krdo Wapda wale heran, q janb Pthan: wo hmre dmgh me 1 naya gali aya he wo tm ko dena hai

Msjid k bahr chpal rkhte wqt 1 juta 1 kone me aur 1 juta 2sre kone me rkhne se chapal chori nh hoti Zubaida apa k hifazti totkay

Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Me Jagty Hai Tanha Raato Ko. . . Sirf Wo Hi Bata Sakty Hai K. Kon C Mobile Ki Battery Achi Chalti Hay.

Light jane k bad Mombati le k TOILET ja raha tha FARAZ Koi phok mar k keh gya HAPY BRTHDAY 2u ( ',')/ /) (dek yr emrgncy k waqt b mzaq

Pathn ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balanc bej dia Pir call ki hmara 100 rupy waps kro Punjabi:hmare pas to 75 ay hy Pathn:ruko hm 25 or bhjta h

Dentist:Apka daant nikaalna prega Shekh:paise lagenge? Dentist: 200 Shekh: ye lo 50, thora sa DHEELA kr do, nikaal may khud lunga

Other Mothers: Mera Beta Barra ho kar Doctor ya Engineer banega Australian Mother: Mera Beta Barra ho kar World Cup jeetega.

Insan 2 Time Pe Apni Saans Rok Leta Hy 1) Jab Koi Picture Le Rha Ho 2) Jab Ap Washroom Me Hon Or Bahir Se Koi Kholnay Ki Koshish Kary :P

#BehaN Ki Friend BehaN HoTi Ha Bhai Ka Dost Bhai Hota Hai To Wife Ki Friend #Wife Ku Ni Hoti JaGo #PAGLo JaGo Or Dusre Ki Biwi LekAr BhaGo

Bilawal Zardari ki taraf Se Naya NaaRAa: . . . . . Ammi Hum Sharminda hein. . . . . . . . Abu Abi tak zinda hain

Pakistan Kay Thake Howe Shairo Ne Mera Cheen Lia Hai Qarar . . . . . . Twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what u r :D :)

Jo MaZa Tind Vich Ay Na Shehar Vich Ay Na Pind Vich Ay Jo MaZa India Di Har Vich Ay Na GoBi Vich Ay Na AcHar Vich Ay,

#Pathan Ki Biwi:? Me Kapray Nichor Nichor Ke Thak Gayi Hun Tum Mujy Ek SPINNER Hi La Do Next Day Pathan: "SAEED AJMAL" Ko le aya

Bomb Or Condom Mein FarQ Sirf itna Hi Hai K Ak Phat Jay To insan Dunya Say ChLa Jata Hi, Or Dosra Phat Jaye To insan Dunya Mein Aa jata Hai

1JaMadar Gutter Mai Jhuk Kr KaChRa Nikal Rha Tha - 1 #PaGaL Waha Se GuZaRte Huey Ruk KaR Bola - -Yar 2 Roti MeRa B LGa DeNa

Sufaid Chadar Par Taaza Khoon K Qatray Giray Hain... LaGta Ha Koi Pyar Ki Had Paar Kr Gaya.. Tumhain PoGo Dekhnay Ki Zarurt Ne

1 Aadmi train se utar ke Pathan Se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa Station hai?
Pathan Ne socha socha, bahot soocha Or Bola Railway Station hai

ApNo Ne LooTa GheRoN Mein KahaN Dum Tha... ... ... ... . . . . . . . . . Meri Kashti Hi Nahi Thi.... . Doobna AMB Tha.

B.V Ko pyar Se Gulaab Marne Pe response.!! English girl u r 2 naughty Sweet Heart Urdu Girl Na Kro Na Janu Pnjabi Girl Banda ban Haramdeya

Molvi 22 bacho or BV k sath Dost k ghr Dawat pe gia Dst bari Family dekh kr: "Oh molvi Hayaa Nahi aai? "Molvi: Nahi Uss k paper ho rahe Hy

WheN a Girls Family State:- Ladka achhe khandan Se 0r Nek HoNa Chahiye WhaT iT Really Means: HuM Se ZyaDa PaiSe Wala HoNa chahiye

Police officer Pathan se Tumhri madri zuban kon si hai? Pathan: koi nhi Police Officer:Q? Pathan: meri ami goongi thi.

#PaThaN: Apni Bimar Bv ko Mar Rha Tha 1 aDmi Ne Pocha Isay kyun Mar Rhy Ho? . PaThaN Doctor Ne keya c AeNu GoLi Kut K Deni Ae.

DiL to kehta hai k chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA """.MAGAR.""" Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k hAley tey mera weya wi ni hoya..

Behtreen T0tka Agar ApKo Rona Araha Ho To Aap . Aaina Dekh Lain . . . . AapKi Hansi Chhoot Jaegi (",")Mazaq ke alawa.

#Pathan In Computer Exam?
Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel? #Pathan: "It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai Koi hal batao? Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta.?

Bari i Larkiaaa . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Rupy ki PoNi Laga Ke Apny Ap K0o Miss w0rld samajti Hain.

Murgi Anda Deti H, Aur Gaay Dudh Deti He, To Aisa Kon He Jo Dudh Bhi Deta He. Aur Anda Bhi Deta He? ? ? ? ? Dukandaar

Is sMs Ko Taiz Taiz Parhna Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Insan Bano Yar Ye Kya Kutton Wali Harkat Kar Rahy Ho.

English Teacher: "wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai" Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pathan: Sir! Larki 2 Number Hai..!

Sardar ne Apni HAIR Dresser Ki Dukan Nechy Se oper Wali Manzil Pe Shift Ki Aur Nechy Board Py Leka Nechy waly Baal Kaatny Ka Dukan Oper Ha,

Dad: 1 Zamana tha Ke 10 Rupay Mai Jee Bhar Ke Doodh Pee Lia Karty Thay, . Son: Ab to 10 Rupay Mai koi Hath Be Nai Lagane Deti.

"Kabi Pasand Na Aaye Sms Hamara To Bata Dena, DOST..? . . . Aisa "Chata" Pare Ga K Sab Kuch Acha Lagne Lage Ga.

DiL Karta Hai TuMhari Le LO . Dost..? . Ghari...-:)p wapis kar2 Ga yar . . . Tumne kia Smja TharKi Insan...-:)D

Boy: Janu! hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat btana. Girl: Teri behen ko zaror btaongi kmeeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj sy pyar krega

1 Admi Ky Gar Ma 2 Bachay Jurrwa Paida Hue To Admi; Bola O Meray Khuda Ab To Karachi K Halaat Dehk Kr Bachay b Akely Ane Se Dartay Hain

Agar ap kahin jaldi me ja rahe hy or kaali billi ap k age se guzar jay to is ka matlab he k . . . . . kaali billi ap se zyada jaldi me hy

Woh Bachpan Bhe Kitna Haseen Ta Jab Sare-Aam Roya Karte Thy FARAZ Ab Ek Aanso B Nikle To Log Sawal Karte Hen: Bhai Bachi Chor Gayi Kia?

Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan: 6 Kg Make Up 8 Kg Attitude Phir Kehti Hain K Weight Kam Nahi Hota Hay ....:P

FaQeeR: Aap k ParRoSi Ne Mujhy PaiT Bhar kAr khaNa khilaYa Hai, Aap Bhi kuch De De? . . Memon: Ay le. . . . "HAJMOLA""

"Moti Bv: Janu Shadi Say Pehle Me #PEPSI Jesi Thi. . . Shohar: Janu Ab Be PEPSI Jesi Ho. Pehly 300ML Thi. Ab JUMBO Size Ho

Boy: Kya Chal Raha Hai Janu? Girl: Jo Tumhary Pas Nhi He Sweet Heart. Boy: Kia Janu? Girl: Dimagh:P :D­D (',') <))> // Ye hoti he bezti

Larkiyan sab se ziada garam kab hoti hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Unhen Bukhar hoTa hai

He is just a . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pronoun Har time joke nahi hota kabhi kabhi hum informatin bhi detay hain..

#ImranKhan : Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye koi jagah nahi he..! Crowd me se ek awaaz aayi:- . . . . . . . . HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?

#Pakistani cricket captain pe match main sab se ziada pressure kis bat ka hota hai? . . . . . Agar Jeet gaye to english bolni parygi .!

2015 Ka Jism Me AaG Laga dene wala MsG. Kia Ap humi Apni duaown Me Yaad karte hai? . . . . . . . . . . From: #WAPDA.

#Wife: Soney Ki Chain Kab Doge? . . . . . . . . #Husband: Tum Chain Sey Soney Kab Dogi..??

Mrzi Ki Zindgi K 8 Steps 1) Studies 2) Entrtainmnt 3) Good Job 4) Shadi 5) 6) 7) 8) (",) Shadi Ho <))> Gayi Na.? _//_ Marzi ki Khatm."

BiG Trick: , Jazz, Telenor Zong Ufone Se Jidhr B Cal Kro BalaNce Nhi Kate Ga . . . . . . . . . . Agr Agla Call Attend Na Kre To.!!

1 JIN Sharab Pene K Liye Insan K Roop Me Aya, 12 Glass Pi Gaya, Sardar:Tenu Chari Nai? JIN: Me JIN Hun. Sardar: Le Char Gai Kanjar Nu..

Mery Jism Ko Kamzor Na Samajh Lena Dost, Agr Me Aashiq Na Hota To Aaj JOHN CEENA Hota ('-')/ <( ) _/ /_ Boht Acha.

Raat ko sonay se pehle apnay jism se Khoon ka aik Pyaala bhar ke rakh dein. Jis Machar ne peena ho.. Baraye Mehrbaani pyaale se peeye :(

Doctor Jb car 1 Orat Chala rahi thi to Tumhe road se door hut jana chaye tha na Patient: Kon sa road? Kesa road? Main to Park me lyta tha

Wife:Men Ap Ko Ktni Achi Lgti Hon Husbnd: Boht Zyada Wife:Phr B Ktni? . Husbnd:Itni K Dil Chahta He Tmhari Jesi 2 Or Ly Aaon.

Wife Ne Shohr Ke Gal Pe Thappar Mar Kr Machar Mar Dia Shohar Ye Q? Wife: Mere Hote Hue Koi Dusra Tumhra Khoon Pie Ye Muje Pasand Nahi.

Sheikh Ki Dukan Me Likha Tha. . . Udhar Sirf 90 Se 100 Sal Ki Umar K Logon Ko Dya Jaye Ga Or . . Wo Bi Un K Walidain Se Poch Kar

PTHAN: Mri shadi nai hoti Dost: kisi mzaar pe ja NEXT YEAR Dost: kia hua Pthan: nai hui Dost: konsy mazar pe gya Pthan: QUAIDE-AZAM Ke

Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai..! Farzana Meri Manzil Tu Nahi Teri Saheli Hai..!! (,")/ <)( O Farzana Baaji.

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj he. Ap ROZANA Sirf 1 Roti khaya kro. Mareez: Yeh 1 Roti kana khanay se pehle ya khanay k Baad?

"Only true Friends stand with U During Bad TiMes oF yOur Life. . , , So INSHALLAH , , , , , . i will attend yOur Wedding Pakka..." :-p

Farz karte hain k ap bohat aqalmand hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . hahaha... ap yaqeen karo muj sa to farz b nii ho raha...

Wo Kon C Rat Hai Jo Her Larkay Or Larki Ki ZinDaGi Mei Zarur Aati Hy? . . . 'JuMmy Rat" RAB Da Wasta e apNi Soch Badlo..:-P:-)

Techer: TAJ MEHAL KisNe BaNaya THa SarDr: MAZDOOR Ne Teacher: Mera MaTlab Hai BaNvaYa KisNe Tha . . . . SrDar: THAEKEDAAR Ne.

Is Bar Ek Hathi Tha Or Phir 12 Asli Kely Thy Lekin Hathi Ne Ek Bhi Nahi Khaya Batao Q? . . . . . Q K Is Bar Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.

Ager BV Ki Zuban band ho to... . . . . Nabz Zaroor Check kr lain. A public service msg from Rescue 1122.

Hum Pani Q Peety Hen? . . . Kyun K Hm Pani Kha Nhi Skte Taaalliyaaan ('-')/ <)) _//_Kasam Sy Bachpan Sy He Zaheen Hon.

Zindagi Me Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Kay, . . . . TRAIN kabhi Panchar Nahi Hoti.

Judge: Tum Jaante Ho Ke Jhoot Bol Kar Kaha Jao gay? Mulzim: Dozakh Me Judge: Or Sach Bol K? Mulzim: Sarkari Jail May.

Boy: Jan Dekho Main Tumhari Zulfon Ke Liye Kiya Laya.. Girl: Sharmaty Huay Kiya Janu.? Boy: Jowoun Marna Ki Dawayi.

Dear All Boys, Larki Ki DP Pay Tareef Karnay Say Larki Nahi Pattay Gi, Sirf "Awww Thank You" Hi Milay Ga! :D

"Agar Ap ki 1 Bivi hy tu Wo Ap se Larray gi, Lekin Agar Ap ki 2 Bivian hy tu Wo Ap k liye Larrain gi." "So have 2 Wife & Enjoy Life.

Orat 2 cheezo Par Baith Jae To Boht Enjoy Krti hai 1 Ghoray Par Aur doosra Jhoolay per Jo ap nay socha wo bhe thek hay.

Relative: Aur beta, aagay ka kya plan hai? Me: Bus uncle, aap ke jatay hi nashtay ki trolley pe tootna hai :)

Aj Kal K Daor Men Achy aur Sharif Dost Dhondna Bahut Mushkal Hai . . Lekin Phr Bhi Bina Mushkal K Apko Men Kaise Mil Gya Yaro

Aurat clerk se: mere NIC Card may Bewa likha hay, Mera Shohr zinda he Ye ghLti thik kro Clerk ne Shohr ko GoLi maar ke bola: ab thik He?

Agar Koi Aapki Shanakhti Card Wali Tasveer Se Pyar Kar Bethe To Oose Kabhi Mat Thukrana. . Ye Sache Pyar Ki Nishani Hay....(@@)

(While eating) Aunty: tumhare lye rishta aya he. Me: (still eating) Ammi: adab nhi he tujh me? Me: accha sharma k room me jana tha kya?

Santa: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q band ho jate he? Banta: kafi der sochne ke baad . . . Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh jaye

B0y;;; Hey,,!!! I am in l0ve with u t0tally,..,, Girl;; T0 t0tla tela baap t0tla tela p0la thandan t0tla,,,,,@_@:-P

Safar me agae BP low hojay or namak dastyab na ho to NAAK se choohe nikal kar zaban se chaat lene se BP normal hojata he

Pathaan :- 5 saal se sex kar raha hun par hamara bachcha nahi ho raha...Dr:- apne partner ko bulaiye.Pathan:- Aasif Bhai, andar aao.

Sardar: Fiqra bnao main nokri k liye umeed se hun. Pathan: Im pragnent for the job.

Bv: kya mai kabhi tumhare khwab mein ayee hon? Shohar: Nhi. Bv: Q? Shohar: Q k mai Ayat-ul Kursi parh k sota hon

1 Kaway Ne Pthn K Opar Potty Krdi, Pthn Ghussey Say: Chaddi Nai Pehanta Kia? Kawwa Chilla kr aola: Tu Chaddi Mae Karta Hay Kia

Moti Miss: Me Teri Jaan NikaaL Dun Gi, Is Ki English Kia Ho Gi? Bacha: English Ki Aesi Ki Tesi Moti....!! Tu Haath To Laga K Dekha"

Punjabi; Yaar Aaj Teri Babi Ghar Par Nahe He Warna Me Tum Ko Chaye Pilata, . . Pathan; Yar KanJoosi Mat Kar, Doodh Bazar Se Be Milta He.

Girl To Boy: Mein Kesi Lag Rahi Hun Aaj? Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aayi Hun. . . . Boy: To Parlour Band Tha Kya..??

Doctor: Aap Bilkul Meri Teesri Biwi ki Tarha lag rahi Hain, Lerki: Oh really? Kitni Beewiyan Hain Aapki? . . Doctor: 2

Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata.

Ek to pehle hi 1000 larko pe 944 larkiyan hain, upar se log . . 2,3 girlfriend bana lete hain. Bhai, hamare jaiso ka kya hoga?

Ghrmion Ke Pesh Nzr Idaray Ko Mukhlis Or Dindar Dua Mangne Wale Darkar He. Jo Barish Ki Dua Me Maharat Rkhte Ho . Mehekmae Pani o Bijli.

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti.

Kehty Hain Mohabbat Mein Neend Urr Jati hy Koi Mere naal v Mohabbat kary Meri Saweray Akh e ni khuldi /(',')/Koi hai ya Fir so Jawan

Majboor Hain Hum Jo Tum Sy Mil Nahi Sakty . . Warna Mohabat To Dil Me Tumhary Lye Itni Hai Jitni Pakistan Me Load-Shedding.

- ('_')/ < )) _// Dunya Waaalo Me. Ap Sab Ko Chor K Ja Raha Hon... . "SONE" (",)____/// >"""""""""< Bari Neend Aa Rahi He.

What do you call a bee that has come from America ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "USB" No claps plz.....

Student to Profesor Sir Aapne Abi Tk shadi kyu Nhi ki? Profesor Bs bcho Kya Btau? Pehle HALAAT Theek Nhi Thy Ab "AALAAT" Theek Nhi Hen

WiFe Aaj aap ko CHICKEN bana doon? Husband: Nahi main INSAN hi theek hoon...

Vaddi ai Hamoon jadugar.

Har MAA Ka Sapna Hota Hai K UsKi Beti Ko Ek Acha larka Mile Ab Ap Hi Batao, Akela Main KIS KIS MAA Ka Sapna Pura Karoon..??

Tujhe Yaad Karte Hain Tere Ikhlaak Ki Wajeh Sey, + + + + + + + + Warna Tere Kon Sey Pakorry, Samosay Mashhoor Hain.

- Faqt Is Dar Se Karachi Nahi Ata Me FARAZ Mobile Chhin Gya To Kesy Kronga Telephne Pe Khitab FroM: AltafHussain..

Roshni Chand Se Hoti He Sitaron Se Nahi . . . . . . . Wardaat Berozgari Se Hoti He Double Sawari Se Nahi (',')/' <).( Jahil / / Government

Chaina: Bacha 1 Hi Acha Uk: Bachay 2 Hi Achay india: Bachay 3 ya 4 Pakistan . . . Hai Jazba Junoon To Himat Na Haar

Grl: Dant nkalny se to pregnant hona behtr he, usme itna dard to nhi hota Dentist: Ap achi trah soch len, phr me us hisab se kursi set kru.

Bomb dhmake me pthn ki Tange Ur gae Dr ne nayi lgai pthn kch din bad:kya ye lrki ka tang he Dr:ji kse pta? Pthn: roz Rat ko uth jati he.

Shak ki inteha: Shohr: mera dil chahta h k tmhare sath 10 hazar saal pyar krty hue guzar du. Bv: Uske bad kahan monh kala krny ka irada h?

Dagh to Achhe hoty hain Phr? Ullu k patho Surf Excel Bnane Ki Kya Zrurat Thi? (',')> <) ( _/ /_ Wah Ustad Kya Technical Ghalti Nikali hy.

Aap k aas paas koi bhi insan marny lagy tu foran us k naam k aagy Bhutto laga diya karen.:-D

Zindgi-milti-hy 1-Bar Mout-ati-hy 1-Bar pyar-hota-hy 1-Bar Dil-toot,ta-h 1-Bar Jb-sb-kuch-hota 1-Bar To-per Paper-q-hoty-h Bar Bar

Saheb talent ki bat mat kro Pakistan me. . . . . . . Yaha chote se lrkay battery ko muh se chaat kr bta dete he ki kitni charge he, , ,

Funniest Fact: 5 girls in a group cn say "yar tera bhai to bara fitt hy" bt 5 boys in a group hamesha "dost ki behn ko behn smjhty hain

Ksi bhi Maa Ne Aaj Tk wo bahadur Olaad Peda he Nhi Ki J0 ('.') <) (> _/ /_ Mery Numbr Pr 100 Ka Load Krwaye I Chalnge it.

Dunia ki sab se choti hathkrri ka nam kya hai? Nhi pta na..? Engagement Ring Ary kOI hamain b Arrest kr L0

Bv: mera jeena haram hogya me ghar chor k ja rhi hu, Hsbnd: jaan choro Allah k wastay Bv:Aik to Aap bi na, hmesha JAN keh kr rok lete ho.

Nahi saha jata ab Gham- e-judai mujh se "Ya Rab" . . . . . Dy usy hidayat Ya Bhej Izraeel... . . . Te Chuk le onu v.

Apne Sar pe Hath phairo, 1 Baar phir phairo? . . . Ab to ap ko Yaqeen Ho Gya Ho ga k Gadhe k Sar pe SeenG Nhi Hote,

Mirchein Mu k Elawa Aur kahan LAGTI Hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? Khait Me Pagal, Wase tu jo Samj Raha tha Na Wo B thek Hy

Seny pe chali goli Jab uthi us ki doli . . Mere haath ki unglion pr wo unglian rakh kr boli "Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabooter, Doli

Sales man: Pa g machhron k ly Powdr le lo Srdar: Na g na mechhraan nu ena v free ni krna Aj Powdr ly dita te kl nu knjr Body Spray mangn gy

Boy Teri Judai Main Neend Urti Hai, Jan Jati Hai, Chen Khota Hai, Dil Rota Hai.
Girl: Check Karwa Le Beta Dengi Virus Bi Aisa Hi Hota Ha

Sardar Ny NADRA K Office Me Ja K Ek Bat Boli Jisy Sun Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gay Sardar Bola, SHANAKHTI CARD K Golden Number Dikhao.

- Apka bachpan - Tum Dukandar se: uncle yeh monkey kitney ka hai - Dukandar: beta yeh Monkey nhe sheesha (mirror) hai.

Hsbnd 1 kiss le lu Wife= no Husbnd=Jewlry le dunga Wife= no Husbnd= Car le dunga Wife= no Bcha uth kr bola: meri lele abba Cycle e ly de

Shohr:Chaye bana de mere sar me dard he. Bv:tu mere liye bana de mere galy me dard he. Shohr:tu mera sar daba de me tera gala daba deta hun

Wife; Dekho Wo Admi Mujh Ghoor Ghoor Ka Dek Rha Hy,
Husband; Array Janay Do Wo Kabari Hai, Bekar Cheez Par Nazar Rakhna Uski Adat Hai ...

Santa ki Murgi Beemar hui, Banta: Tum iska Sadqa kardo. . Pher wohi hua jo Hona tha, , , Santa ne Murghi k liye 1 BAKRA sadqa kr diya."

Best Memories of student life: Me: "Oye extra pen hy kya? Friend: "Ek hi hy" Me: "Haan de! Ek hi chahiye!" :p :"

Acha Dost Takiye Ki Tara Hota Hy Musebt Men Seny Se Lga Lo Tanhai Me Sir Rak Kr Ro Lo Khushi Men GaLy Se Lga Lo Aur Gusy Me LAAT Bhi Mar Lo.

2Log Boht Zaheen Hote Hen Medical Store Wale jo Dr ki Zuban smjh lete hen news Channel wale jo Altaf Bhai Ki Tkreer Ka Trjuma Kr Leta Hen.

Kisi Ne Aik Aadmi Se Pucha Bhai Yeh Khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain?? Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai Me To ShaaDi Shuda Ho,

-"Beautiful Words" "Kisi Ki Khamoshi Ko Us Ka Takabur Na Samjho , , , Ho Sakta Hay Ke Us ke Moo Me "NASWAR" Ho.

Aaj To INBOX Me Aisa San'nata Chaya Huwa ha 2ST Jese Mobile me M.Q.M Ki Hartal ho (,").._.-,-- <( ) / / "Oye Band kar Mobile.

Bcha Miss Ka Seena Dekh K: Ye Kya He? Mis:Ghubare Hen Bcha: Nokrani K Apse Bare Hai Miss:Tmne Kb Dekha? Bcha:Abu Kal Hawa Bhar Rahe The.

Pathan apni Girlfrnd k sath 1st date pe Ye meri pehli date hy Darling" agr koi glti ya kami reh jaye to Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr dena.

SarDar: Miss, May NaMumkin ko Mumkin Bana Sakta Hon.! Miss: Wo kaise.? SarDaR: NamuMkin Se Na MiTaa kr.!

BohAt Kya iNtezAr Mgr wo Na Ayi Faraz... . . . . . FluSh Par BeThay BeThay Pa0n s0o Gae. Salay nu Kabaz Hagai

Teacher: 'M0ther's Day' pr Pathan sy: bata0?? Maa kesi Hasti hy??? . Pathan: ha hahahahaha haha.. Hamara maa t0 Aisy hi Hasti hy.

Beta: Aba Me Prosan Se Shadi krunga Molvi:Nhi, Ye Raz He, Wo Tri Behn Hy Bete Ne Maa Ko Kaha Maa:Ja Beta kr Le Tu Konsa molvi Ka Beta Hy.

Bv: RoMantic Ho K Boli Mere Sath Aisa kam KrO Jise Muje TakleF B Ho Or MaZa B Aaye , SarDar: Ne GarM Istari Hatho Pe Laga Di-:)D hahah

Wife:- How will u feel when i go to my Maika? . . . . . . Husband:- mauka... mauka..

Sacha dost wo hai jo Fail honay pe taali de Aur Pass honay pe gaali de:)

Boss: leaving office at 5pm? Me: Salary se kuch nai hota part-time taxi chala leta hu.
BosS: Rulayega! Kabhi mere gol-gappe k thele pe aa

Teacher Un Do King's K Naam Batao Jinho ne Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pe Chalaya
Santa : Sir 1.Smo'King 2.Drin'King

Meri Qismat Main To Sirf Teri Yaadain Hain, Par Tu Jis Ki Qismat Main He Usey, . . . TENSION Mubarak..

Shrabi Road pe para tha Police: Itni Q pi rakhi hai Shrabi: Mjburi thi Police: Kya mjburi thi Shrabi: Bottle ka dhakkan gum ho gya tha.

Larka: Muje english movies me kaam karne ka bohot shoq he Larki: Tumhe kon sa role pasand he Larka: Rape wala:-P:-

Shukr ada kro us KHUDA ka jisne Mujhy peda kia Wrna sara din mobile ki khali screen dekhni prti, (';') <))> meri _//_ Qadr kia kro knjuso

Larkiyan Shalwar Ke Neeche Kya Pehanti Hain,? . . . Ans: Wo"Chappal" Pehenti HaiN Haji Sahib . . . . Neeche Pucha Tha Andar Nahi

Wife- ghar mein chor ghus gaye! Sidhu- oye guru jo pakda na jaye woh chor nahi hota, morni ke bina mor nahin hota.. Wife- Satyanaash ..

Pakistan mein 80% log "Just kidding" ke sahare Dil ki saari bhadaas nikal lete hain..

TeacHer: What Is Meant By "I MISS YOU" . . . . => PaThaN: Is ka MatlaB Hai "Mein Tumhari Miss Hon!"

Zikar Jab Hua Kanjuson Ka sar-e-Mehfil Me dost Sir Mera b Jhuk Gya Jab Tera Naam Aya ('.')/ oye japani <)( Kharbo0zy besti krwa
di na

Pakistan Me Loadsheding Ki Wja Se Bchon Ki Pedaish Me Waze Kami Dekhne Me Aai He QK Loadsheding Se Bche So Nhi Rahe Is Lye Bche Ho Nhi Rahy.

Garmiyan aagai, sar pr geela or thanda kpra rkhe Dimag pr suraj ki kirnain mt prne de QK BHOOSA jaldi aag pkrta he. .

Way 2 impress a Grl: Rspect her Honour her Love her Protect her Care 4 her Bt 4 Grls: Hw 2 impres a Boy: Jst smile Khtm Lrka Tabah O Brbad.

Ghusse Ka Aana Mard Hone Ki Alamat Ha Magar Gusa Aane K Baad Ghusy Ko Pee Jana "Shadi shuda Mard" Hone Ki Nishani Hai

Aunty: kitna bada ho gaya hai!!! Boy: apne kab dekha? Aunty ........ silent ....

Pathan Ne 30 Rupy Ki Lotri li 1 Cror Ka Inam Nikla Tax kat Kar 90 Lakh Mile Pathan Hum Ko Pura Paisa Chahye Warna hamara 30rupy wapis kro

GF: kesi lag rhi hu me? Bf: bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zarorat ni he. Gf: Sachhi! Bf:haa, actually tumhe plastic surgery ki zarorat he

92 ka Cricket Worldcup kisi aur ne jeeta hota tou Imran_Khan us pe bhi Dhandli ka ilzam laga detay

Shohr: Kitni Baar Kaha Ke Mera Baal Baal Qarzay Me Jhakra hwa He Or Tmhari frmaishay Khatm nhi Hoti Bv:aenda wig Lga Kr Ghar Se Mt Nikalna

Palko se Ankhon ki Hifazt Hoti H Dharkan To Dil ki Amant Hoti H Ye MSG ka Rishta B Ajeeb H Ziada kro To Ghusa R Na kro To Shikayat Hoti H

Uff kitni Garmi hay, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jb uper likha hay k Garmi hay ,..to nechay kon sa AC laga hay.."