Hr Shehr Hr Diwar Py Tera
Nam Likha H Kahi Mohtrm,
Kahi Sahib Kahi Jnab Likha Hy
Upr Tlash-e-Gumshuda
Nechy Zehni Twazun Khrab
Likha Hy
DOCTOR:Bachy Ko Pani Deny
Se Pehle UbaL Lia Kry,
: Wo Tu Teek Hy
Lekin Ubaalny Se Bacha Mar
Tu Nhi Jayega?
- Special Aj Rat
Chand Ko Mat Dekhna
Warna . . Apko Meri Yaad Aa
Jayegi. Really;-) Ab Agy Mat
Bej Dena Chand 1 Hi Hota Hai
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He
Ghoom Gaya , Jab Meri
Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse
Pocha Tum Pe
Ho?
Khudi Ko Kr Bulnd ItnA K . . . .
. Khambe Te Char Jawaan
Wapda Wale Bnde Se Khud
Pooche Thalle Landa A Ya
Dhakka Dewaa
Kuch Log To Itnay Different
Hoty Hain, K Unka Apna Hi
Anghootaí ½í± Bhi Verification
K Time Match Nahi Hota
- Assi Pagal Tere Peechy . . . .
Tu Pagal Kisay Hoor De
Peechy . . . . O . . Pagal Kisay
Hoor De Peechy . . . . Saaray
Pagal Agay Peechy
Wo Ajj bhi Chuorri Lekar
Mera Pecha Kar rahe Hai
Faraz Me ne to mazak mein
kaha tha Dil chir ker dekh
tera he name ho ga
1 Shaks Murgi Bechne
Shehar Gya 2Sre Admi Ne
Dekh K Kaha Is Murgi Ka Sar
Niche Q H 1st:Gaon Ki H Is Lie
Shehr Me Shrma Rai Ha
:Puttar! Is Machis Ki
1 Tilli Bhi Nhi Jal Rahi.. Beta:
AbbA! Q Nhi Jal Rahi Me Te
1,1 Tilli Jala Kr Check Kr K
Laya C.
- "Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli
nahi hoti tu ½í³º kesay
daikhty? . . . . : Mom-
batti jala ke !
Dil Mein Kitney Zakham Hain
Kisi Ko kia pata
Ye Aur
Bat Hai K Hum Muskura K
jeetay Hain Rulanay Walon K
samne
SabZi Wala Sabzi Pr Pani
Chirak Rha Tha Kafi Der Ho
Gai Tu 1 Srdar Ghuse Se Bola
Bhai Agr Bhindi Hosh Me
Agai Hu Tu 1 Kilo De Do
Dil Se Dil Lga Kr Tu Dekho Koi
Acha DoSt Bana Kr Tu Dekho
Log Uth Uth K Gale Milenge
Tm Se 1 Bar Ksi Ache Sabun
¿ Se Naha Kr Tu Dekho
- "Kehta hai pal pal tum se ho
k dil ye diwana" . . . . '('.')>
</"/ _/ /_ "Muft ka pani hai
Dost Achi Tarha nahana
Mrd Sb Se Zyada
Mafi ks Se Mangty Hein? Nahi
Pata? Faqeeron Se? Aap Soch
Rahe Thay B.V Se? Aap Bhi
Apni Jaga Theek Ho Yar
Naraz Q Hotay Ho Chalay
Jatay Hen Teri Mehfil Sy. Ay
Dost .Jahan Biryani Aloo Ki
Ho Wahan Ham Ruka Bhi
Nahi Karty
TEACHER: Beta Tumhari Age Kya Hai.?
G: Ghar Mein 14,
School Mein 12,
Train Mein 7, & Pe 18 Saal..!!
Pehly Admi Akela Beth K Hansta
Tha Tu Log Kehty Thy Pagal He
Lekin Aaj Kal Akele Beth K Hanso
Tu Kehte Hein Konsa Msg He
Edhar B Send Kar
Yaha Hr Larke Ki Ammi Ki Zndagi Ka 1 Hi MqSad Ha
.
.
.
Meri Baho
Chand Ka Tukra" Ho
.
.
.
Khud Ka Beta Bhale Hi
"Baasi Tukra"Ho.
1 larki bus stop pe nqaab mai khari thi.
Admi bike py aya or kaha:
Hello janeman!
Lift chahiye kya?
Larki:
Toba!!
Abu me hon..
> Magror Ki Muhabbat Hamein
Manzoor Nahi,,, ""Dost"" Kar lo
WAFA Ya Ho Jaao DAFA..:: chalo
shabash.:- next plzzz.
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,, Ab
Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,, Boht
Zaleel Ho Chuke
Aur Ab Ki Baari
Hai COMING SOON
Kitna roya tha mai usko call
karky "Faraz" . . . . . . . Jab
suna "apka matloba number
dosri line par masroof hai"
Wo Mujh Se Mre Pyar Ka Hsab
Chahti Hai Js Ki Khud
Mei Math Ki Suply Thi
(,")/ /)) Lo dusom _/"/_ Himat
Vekho Lokan Di
:Btao Cold Drnk
Nqsan Deti Ha Ya Faida?
Student:Agr Koi Pla De TU
Faida Agr Plani Pr Jae Tu
Nqsan.I am so intelignt na
Arz Hai Cycle Asi Chalao Jiska
Pahiya Na Hu Cycle Asi Chalao
Jiska Pahiya Na Hu . . Or
Asi Patao Jiska Bhayya Na HU
1 Lrka Lrki Ka Picha Kr Rha
Tha Lrki:Tume Pta He Piche
Meri Ma Aa Rhi He Lrka.Hum
Khandani Ashiq He Teri Ma
K Piche Mera Bap B Aa Rha
H
Wo Tere Apne He Thy Jo Teri
Ezat Pe War Kr Gye Dost Wrna
Gheron Ko Kya Khabar K Tum
Rabar Wali Shlwar Pehnty Ho
(".)/ Menu Pta Lag Gya
Wafa Bhi Us Sey. Khafa Bhi
Us Sey. Aur . . Dekh Lena 1
Din Nikkah Bhi Us Sey.. (,")/
Chalo <)) Sab Bolo AMEEEEEN.
Aadmi: Pa G Ye "Aho" Kon
Log Bolty Hn? : Ye Jo
Unparh Jahil Log Hote Hen
Wo Boltay Hn.Aadmi: AchA
Aap Parhy Likhy Hn? Srdar:
Aho
Mat kro Itni mehnat marks k
chakkar mein A GIRLS, Ek din
enhi NaLaiQ BOYS K Ghar me
Bartan Dhony Parengy
Hahahahah
KHUDA Ne Itni Izzat Di H
MaShaAllah Jab Bhi Me Sms
Bheju To Log "Sar" Or
"Nazren" Jhuka Kr Parhte Hn.
<(.'')/ Uff Kabi Guror Nahi
Kiya
CID IS BACK IN ACTION AGAIN
Cricket ke saare ball catch
hue Cricket ke saare ball
catch hue Fredricks kya
fingerprints match hue?
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER
in HER MOUTH after BLOOD
TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED
DANCING . NURSE:y r u
DANCING. SARDAR:next is
URINE TEST
Heart Wali Beizzati :P
To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi
Bat Kaho,Jismei Dukh B Ho Or
Khushi B......Boy: You R So
Aunty Ji
K Bahr Zor
Zor S Ro Raha Tha Kissi Nay
Pocha K Kiyoun Roo Rha
Ho? Pathan:20 Saal Bad
Baita Paida Hoa,Woh Bi
Chota Sa
> Kuch Pal Baitha Karoo
Bazurgoon ke Pass!! Har
Cheez Google Par Nahi
MiLti,,,!!
National Anthem
Was First Played Properly On
Pakistan On August
13,1954 Written By Abu-Al-Asar Hafeez Jullandhuri
Agar koi achha sa msg ho to
use jaldi se, . . . . . par
likh kar almari me band kar
do Kahin galti se SEND na ho
jaye KANJUS.
Mri Hr Khata Ko Ye Soch Kr
Maaf Kr Dena DoSt K Tum Log
Khud Kon Se Haji Ho.
Bar Bar Q Puchtay Ho
Maqam Apna,"._.Ay Dost._"
'Aik Baar Keh Jo Diya, . Tu
bari wadi film een (-_-)/" <)
( _/ /_Gal Khatam.
DiL Cheer K B Deko Gy To
Dard Dhond Na Pao Gy. Q K
Dard Mery Dil Me Nhi. "SAR"
Me Hai. Hr Duki Nhi
Hota.Bnda Bemar B Ho Sakta
Hai
Yad rkho Subha uth k 2 kam
kia kro: 1st=DIL SE shukr ada
kro k tm zinda ho
2nd=KHUSHBU WALE LUX se
Nhaya kro ta k 2sry B zinda
rh Saken
Dil Se Dil Laga Kar Tu Dekho
Koi Acha Dost Bana Kar Tu
Dekho Log Uth Uth K Gale
Milenge Tum Se 1 Bar Ksi
Ache Sabun Se Naha Kr Tu
Dekho
: Tum Bahir Jaty ho to
muhje dar laga rehta hy,
Husband: Worry darling
me jaldi ajaonga Wife: Bas isi
baat ka to dar rehta hy
Dil krta hy Har pe "I
Miss u" likho Aur Wo pathr
ap ki "SIR" pe dy maron Ta k
Ap ko pta chaley k Aap ki
yadain kitna dard deti h
<(',')> ( ) DUnya .! !. Waalooo .
. . . . . Kuch Nahi Apna Kam
Karo Meri Tu Umar Hai
Mastiya Karne Ki HaHaHaHa.
Poocha Hum Ne Un Se Bhula
Dia Hum Ko Kese? . . Wo
Chutkiya Baja K Bole
Aise...AiSe...Aise
Yaha Hr Larke Ki Ammi Ki
Zndagi Ka 1 Hi MqSad Ha . . .
Meri Baho Chand Ka Tukra"
Ho . ..Khud Ka Beta Bhale Hi
"Bhosi Tukra"Ho
> Dil Ko Jalane Se Kia Faida.
Aansu Bahane Se Kia Faida
Jab Usne Hi Humain Chor Dya
To Phir Us K Chote Bhai Ko
Cheez Dilane Ka Kia Faida
> Humne Tanhai Mein Bhi
Sirf Tum Ko Hi Chaha Hai .. "
Dost ".. Warna Log To Tanhai
Mein Sanp Wali Game Khelty
Hain Ship Ship Ship. Tinn
Bv: Me Mar Jaon Gi Shohar:
Me B Mar Jaonga Bv: Me To
Beemar Hon Tum Q Maro Ge
Shohar: Mujh Sey Itni Khushi
Bardasht Nai Hogi.
Ktne Ghuroor Mai Ha Wo
Mjhay Tanha Chor K"Faraz"Unhain Maloom Nahi Mery
Pas Or B lash pash larkio K
Number Ha (,")/ /) ( Ja
garak hoja
Haqiqat smjo ya afsana Apna
smjo ya begana Hmara apka
rishta h purana Islye farz tha
apko btana K Garmyan aagai
h Ab shru krdo roz nhana
Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni si
Kahani Hai. . . . Kuch Bachpan
se Hum lofar Thy. Aur Kuch
"Dgri college" ki Meharbani
Hai...
samosay baich rha
tha Aadmi:Khan g ap k
Samosay me se Larki ka Baal
Nikla h Tm Kya
Chahta Hy 8 rupe me pori
larki nikaly
Ye Jo Piyara Sa Chehra Mera
Msg Parh Raha hai, YA RAB!
Ye Jahan bhi Rahay . . . ."INSAN"Ban k Rahay,
(AAMEEN) Follow
Boy:Janu u r Cute,.. . Girl:
Thanks jaan. .Boy: Janu u r
Princess.. . Girl: Awww jaan
thanks, Kya kar Rahe ho? .
Boy: Mazak
Us Ne Pocha Mre Baghair G
Lo Gay Kya Mene kaha . . (-_-)
<,)-(,> _/""/_ Q TU Oxygen Hai
kya Chal Nikal By
Suhagraat Ko Dulhe Ne
Drvaza Khat Ktaya Dulhan Dar
K Chup Gyi. Dulha: Kya Hua?
Dulhan: Aap Ho,muje Laga
Reid Pari Hai.
Dukandar:machhar k lie Aik
New Powder le lo? :na bhai machhar k0 itna bhi
free ni krna Aj Powder la dia
to kal Body Spray mangega
PaThaN ko -E-INSAF
ki Taref Se MsG Aya Kya Ap
k Sth hai?
Ne Reply kia;Nahi
Me Ghar Pr Hun,Kuon
kheryat ha?
Ktne Ghuroor Mai Ha Wo
Mjhay Tanha Chor K "Faraz"
Unhain Maloom Nahi Mery
Pas Or B lash pash larkio K
Numbr Ha (,")/ /) ( Ja
garak hoja
> - -- Saala,,! Jis Se Bhi
Mohabbat Ki Woh Salman
Khan Ki Fan Nikli .. .. Dil Mein
To Aati Hai Par Samajh Me
Nahi.
- Kar Diya Ezhar-E- Ishq Hum
Ney Par.... . . .
Laakh Rupey Ki Baat Thi,, 2
Rupey Men Ho Gai.. -
Na Yaad kro kEsi ko itna kE
uSski Har Sans apki kamZOri
BaN jaye Par Zarur chaho
kESi ko iTna kE uSki 'MAA'Apki'Saas'BaN jaye
Mohabat krna tere bas ki
baat Ni a DOST Garmi aa gai
ay . BUS tu Rola shola pa k
kulfiyan waichyaa kr . "/
('-')kulfi ) (/ Choty veer di
Kitna Khush Naseeb Hoga
Wo Larka. . . . . . . Jis ki
GirlFriend Usko Khud Kahay
Gi Call Band Karo Dear Main
Karti Hun..
: Wo Dekho 1
Khubsurt Lrki Khari Hai" Is
jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Mai
Likho . STUDENT:Abey Wo
Dekh Teri BHABI
Kurta Phn K Jb Me Tyar Hota
Utha K Bike P Swar
Hota Tu Log Chok Pe A K Khte
Kash Ye Mra Damad Hota Jalo
Mat Prsnalty Hi Esi Hai
: Mere Mohalley Wale
Bohat Kanjoos Hein. . Dost:
Kiun? . . . : Sab Ne
Manai Par Kisi Ne
Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja
KhubSurat Si Ankhe Masoom
Sa Chehra Mithi Si Awaz
Pyara Sa Ikhlaq Khush Mzaj
Andaz Ye To Ho Gai Meri Bat
Or Sunae Kesy He Aap?
1 Kisan Ne Khait Me Putlay Ki
Bajye Bhai Ki Photo
Laga D Ap Yaqeen Kro
Parindy Pichle Saal Jo
Gandum Le Gay Ty Wo Bi
Wpis Le Aey
GIRL:I Love u BOY:Me too
GIRL:Kitna pyar krte ho?
BOY:Jitna tum krti ho
GIRL:Dafa hojao mai samjhi
sacha pyar karte ho
Premi apne premika ki
zulfon me aisa khoya ke
behosh ho gaya Jab hosh
aya to romantic ho kr pucha
jaan . KASAM SE Nahati
kyon nhi ho.?
Bv Ghar nh aa skti Car ka
stearing gear break sb chori
o gya h After 1hour SHe
calls back A rhi hu,galti se
pichli seat pe baith gayi ti
1 Larke Ko Mei Ksi
Bhi Ka Na
Aya Tu Us Ne Hr Sawal K
Niche Lines Laga Di Or Likh
Dya Jawab K Lie YahA ScrAch
Kren
Zardari in shop Kafi der gift
Dekne k bd ZARDARI ne 1
gift k trf ishara kr k pocha Ye
hansta hwa Kuta ktne ka hy
Shopkeper:Sir ye AINA h
- Toffee Chabai Nhi Jati To
Chocolate Kha Liya Kro Wah
wah . . Larki Pasai Nhi Jati To
Behen Bana Liya Karo (',')/ /)
( //Ab bol wah Wah
Unglyan Toot Gai Pthr Pe Tri
Tsveer Trashte Hoe Or Surt Jo
Bni Tri Tu Mri HnSi Nikl Gai
@.@ /()/ // Uri Baba Japani
Mendak
Kitne Tohfe Deti He Ye
Mohabat Bewafai Alag Judai
Alag Tnhai Alag Or Ammi Se
Pitai Alag (',') // Ammi Aram
Se Maro Lal Beg Nhi Ho
Aaj Me K Baghair
Gaya To Pata
Chala k Wahan, . . 82 Tiles
Lagi Hui Hen
ﮨﯿﻨﮉﺳﻢ ﮨﻮﻧﺎﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺑﮍﯼ ﭘﺮﻭﺑﻠﻢ
ﮨﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ ﻻﺋﻦ ﮨﯽ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ
ﻣﺎﺭﺗﯽ ﺑﺲ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﮯ ﮨﯽ ﮐﮩﺘﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ
ﭘﺘﺎ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮐﺘﻨﯽ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﮨﻮﻧﮕﯽ
ﮐﻤﯿﻨﮯ ﮐﯽ
Boy: Frndship kro gi? Girl:
Mere parents ijazat nhi
dete! . BOY.. Mere baap ne to
jese mjhy bachi set krny ka
licence dia hy:-*:-D
Tumhari yaad to Aisy Aati hy
Din Raat Jaisy Tum ney mere
Paisay deney Hon. ('.')Yr Sach
<><>Bta Apna //Hisab
Barabr Hai Na?
Intihai Afsos ar dob marnay
ka makaam hai k Mulk me
Looharu ki hakumat hai aur
har teesra bacha Iron ki
kami ka shikar hai.
In Train: Ticket
Dikhao Srdar:A Le TC: Ye Tu 2
Sal PUrani Ticket Hai :
Te Train Keri Tu Show-Room
Te Navi Kadai A
ﺍﮎ ﭘﭩﮭﺎﻥ ﮐﻮ ﭘﮭﺎﻧﺴﯽ ﮐﯽ ﺳﺰﺍ
ﮬﻮﺋﯽ ﺟﺞ ﻧﮯ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺎ: ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺁﺧﺮﯼ
ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺶ؟ :ﮬﻤﺎﺭﺍ ﺟﮕﮧ ﺗﻢ
ﻟﭩﮏ ﺟﺎﺅ.
ﭘﭙﻮ:ﻭﮦ ﺟﻮ ﮨﻤﺎﺭﮮ ﮨﻤﺴﺎﺋﮯ ﺗﮭﮯ
ﻧﺎﮞ، ﻭﮦ ﭘﺘﻠﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺩﮬﺎﻥ ﭘﺎﻥ ﺳﮯ،
ﻭﮦ ﭨﻨﮑﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮔﺮ ﮔﺌﮯ۔ ﮔﮉﻭ:ﻭﮦ
ﮐﯿﺴﮯ؟ ﭘﭙﻮ:ﻭﮦ ﮐﺴﯽ ﻧﮯ ﭘﻨﮑﮭﮯ ﮐﺎ
ﺭُﺥ ﺍﻥ ﮐﯽ ﻃﺮﻑ ﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﺎ ﺗﮭﺎ
Frmaty Hen
Mujh Mei Or Meri Bv Mei Bra
Ajeeb Ittifaaq Hai Neend Ki
Golyan Wo Khati H Or Sukoon
MUjhe Milta H.
Wo Bhi Adhi Raat Ko Nikalta
Hai Aur Mein Bhi "DOST" Phir
Q Usay "Chand" Aur Mujay
"AWAARA" Kehtay Hain Log.
> Mujhse Kisi Ny Poocha Ye
Shetan Kesa Hota Hay.. Mene
Muskura Ke . . Apka Number
Usy De Dia Or Kaha Le Khud
Baat Kar Le.:-)
: Batao K Fast, Faster,
Fastest forms Ko Urdu Me
Kese Kahen Ge? Student:
Bhaag, Abay Bhaag, Bhag
Kutte K BaChe BhaG.
> Jab Khoon Test Karaya
Result A+ Aya . .Sala Kamyabi
Tu Rag Rag Mei Bhari Pari
Hai Tu Phir Bord Waley Q
Numbr Kam Dety Hein
ﻟﮍﮐﯿﺎﮞ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻣﺤﺒﺖ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﺴﮯ
ﻟﮍﮐﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﭼﺎﻧﺪ ﺳﺘﺎﺭﮮ ﺗﻮﮌ ﮐﺮ ﻻﻧﮯ
ﮐﻮ ﮐﮩﺘﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺟﻨﮩﯿﮟ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﻣﺤﻠﮯ
ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﻣﺮﻭﺩ ﺗﻮﮌﻧﮯ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺩﯾﺘﺎ
Tofani barish me Srdar piza
lene aya. :Aap
maried ho? SARDAR:Bewaqoof aisy tufan me
konsi Maa apne betay ko
piza lene bheje gi
Every address in Pakistan
ends With : "Wahan Jaa ke
kisi se Bhi Puch lena Wo bata
dega."
During Maths Lec... Sir: u..tell
me..whats the value of X??? .
. . . . Student: Sir.í ½í¸¢..jaan thi
wo meri.
: Sitting on The Top of
the Mountain and
Studying....When a person
asked what he was
doing..He replied Oye!!
Higher Studies Yar
There are two type of
Hi bol kar gayab ho jane
wale Aur . . . . . . . Bye bol kar
2 ghante sir khaane wale
Yar tu aisa krrrr . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . .. . . . . . . . . . . Ye Msg Delete
Krrr, main koi or snd
krrrrrrrrrta hooon.
Pthan: Shampoo Balon Pe
Lagane K Bad Apne Kndho
Pr B Lga Rha Tha Bv:Ye
Kndho Pr Q Lga Rhe Ho?
:Ye Head & Shoulder
Hy Jahil Orat.
Aqwal-e-Zareen: . . . Behtreen
insan wo hy . jis ka aap msg
parh rahy hain: Thank you
Sab ko na btana. . . . . . . Nazar
Naa Lagg jai. .
to :
"Tumhra shakal Humara B.V
se milta hy, Airhostess:
Bakwas band kro! . .
: !
zuban b milta hy.
>Agr Hmare Sms Se Aap
Pareshan Hen Tu ApnA
Mobile Dewar Pr De Maren
Na Rahe Ga Phon Na Baje Gi
Tone Fir Skon Hi Skon +
Dunya Ka Wahid
MuLk Hai Jahan Kaha Jata
Hey, ** Oye Chotay Safai K
Liye Koi Ganda Kaprha
Dena ?
ﺳﺮﺩﺍﺭ: ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﺟﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﻮ ﮐﺎﻡ ﮐﺮﺗﺎ
ﮬﻮﮞ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺑﯿﻮﯼ ﺳﺎﻣﻨﮯ ﺁﺟﺎﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ.
ﺑﺎﺑﺎ: ﭘﺘﺮ ﭨﺮﮎ ﭼﻼ ﮐﮯ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﺭﺏ ﮐﺮﻡ
ﻓﺮﻣﺎﺋﯿﮕﺎ
: What Should Be In
A Book To Make It A
Bestseller? Student: A Girl On
The Cover And No Cover On
The Girl.
Log Kehte Hein Or shayd
sahe kehte hein. Agr Ache
Logon Ko Yaad Kiya Jae To
Waqt B Acha Guzrta Hai.. SO.
;"MISS ME""EVERY TIME
Yaad Kr K Aur B TakLeef H0ti
Hai . . Aata W0hi Hai
Paper Me Jo Hm Ch0rr Dety A
Hr Msg M0habat Py Ni H0ta
Paper B Deny H0ty Hai
Khudi Ko Kr Bulnd ItnA K . . . .
. Khambe Te Char Jawaan
Wapda Wale Bnde Se Khud
Pooche Thalle Landa A Ya
Dhakka Dewaaí ½í¸‚
- Ishq K Bad Milta Hai Sirf Aik
Hi Bar Sakon... - - - Inna Lillahi
Wa Inna Elahi Raajioon. -
5 Ko 1 Bike Pe
Dekh Kar Traffic Police Ne
Rukne Ka Ishara Kiya Pathan
Chalti Bike Sey Bola: Pagal He
Kiya? Tu Kidhar Bethe Ga.?
Is Se Bari Dehshat Gardi Or
Kya Ho SaKti Hai? Faraz
Washrom K Loty Me Koi
Mirchen Dal Gya. Dekh Yar
Apni muhabbat ka mustaqbil janny k liye,
Type kijiye apna naam apny mehboob ka naam.
Or bhej dijiye pny abbu k number pe.
Me: Bhai need ur support,
She is online n said i love u,
Ka krun,
Lawyer: bhai sb se pehly screen shot ly,
Agr koi 2st thanx boly to usy kehna:
Ary thnks mt bol,
koi c 3 khobsort Lrkion ko mera nmbr forwd kr dena
Or un sb se kehna k agy 3 ko kr de
Big Brother in Pakistan vs in foreign
To help
To protect
To Luv
In Pakistan
Pani Lao
Remote Lao
Gate Kholo
Room kaa door bnd kero
Teacher : is muaahwry ka jumla bnaye
” Munh me pani ana ”
Pathan: jesy hi mene nal ko mu lgaya,
Kash !! Sooraj ke bhe biwi hoti,
Kam se kam usey thora control main tou rakhti.
Jo m()uddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr d()()nga..
Tou na mili tou apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kr dunga..!! 
hahha
Masrof Dosto Ko SmS Krne Se
Behtar Hai . . Banda "Kutty"
Ko Hi Patthar Mar Le Kam Se
Kam Reply Tu Aata Hai Bhao
Bhao
Four Stages Of Relationship:
1. Jaan
2. Jaanu
3. Janwar
4. Jaa Mar
call kr k shikyat kerwane ka shukriya
Ap ke shikyat k bare mei hum utne he
Fikarmand ha jaise mere ghar wale
Mere risthy k bare mei
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Pakistan Mai ”Mah-E-L0ad SHedding” Kah ChaNd Nazar Agya Hay
Tamam L0ag Kurbani Kay Liye Tayaar Hojayn
(Pesco
Reporter: 80 ki age me bhi wife ko darling kehte ho.
Iss pyaar ka raaz?
Old man :20 saal pehle naam bhul gaya.
Puchhne ki himmat nahi hai
App Ki 5 Khubbiaan
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Agar Zindaagi Main Koi Baadiyaa Kaam Kiyaa Houta
Toh Ajj Yeah Jagaan Khali Nhi Huti.
1 Chor Chori Kr K Ghar Se Ja Raha Tha K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khul Gai
Bacha Bola:
Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warna Shor Macha Duonga
Train Me Warning Likhie Thi
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!
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Binaa Ticket Saafar Krnay Walay Yaatri Hossheyaar
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Santa- Waah ,Toh Jisnay Ticket Li Woh Chu-Ti-Yeah
Orat ki taqat ka andaza Tou
mard ko us hi din laga lena
chahihe. Jis din mard "500"
logon k 7 usy lene jata ha
Our wo Sherni akeli ati h
Agar koi apko dekh kar
darwaza band kr deta hai to
. .yaad rakho . . . Kundi dono
taraf se hoti hai ap bhi bahar
se band karke bhaag jao
To A girl I am in
love with you totally..!! . . . . . .
. : Too totla Tela baap
totla...!! -
Faqeerni ko impress krny
ka tareeqa? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . Is mei b intrested ho.?
Toba. o kasy log o tussi.
Yad rkho Subha uth k 2 kam
kia kro: 1st=DIL SE shukr ada
kro k tm zinda ho
2nd=KHUSHBU WALE LUX se
Nhaya kro ta k 2sry B zinda
rh Saken
Tumhe Kya Lagta Hai Ghalib .
. . . . . . . . . Hame Tu Garmi
Lagti Hai
Na yaad kro kisi ko itna k,
Uski har saans apki kamzori
bn jae... Par zarur chaho kisi
ko itna k, Uski 'MAA' apki
'SAAS' bn jae. wah wah
! "Wo Roz roz kehti hai k
mujhy Apni tasveer MMS ker
do ,,FARAZ,, . . . "Us Nadan ko
ye kese bataun k mere pass
Nokia 3310 hy....:-p
- Hum Usay Aisy Chahty Hain,
, , , , Jaisy .. ?? , , , ,
"" Chahta Hai..í ½í¸‚ +
Garmi Boht H Aj ""' ___ JUICE
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai Just 4
You Khali Hai Phonk Mar K
"PATAKHA" Baja Lena Mast
Hawa Aae Gi
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura
pahaarh maar do, . . . Hum
yuheeen mar jayenge, . . . .
sirf ek baar aankh maar do
ﺟﺞ: ﻣﺮﻧﮯ ﺳﮯ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﯼ
ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺁﺧﺮﯼ ﺧﻮﺍﮨﺶ؟ ﻣﺠﺮﻡ:
ﭘﺎﻧﺎﻣﮧ ﮐﻤﯿﺸﻦ ﮐﯽ ﺗﺤﻘﯿﻖ ﻣﮑﻤﻞ
ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﻨﺎ ﭼﺎﮨﺘﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ ﺟﺞ: ﺑﮍﮮ
ﭼﺎﻻﮎ ﮨﻮ ﮨﻤﯿﺸﮧ ﺫﻧﺪﮦ ﺭﮨﻨﺎ ﭼﺎﮨﺘﮯ ﮨﻮ
Dil Or Dunya Me Frq ? Dunya
Me Bhut Log Rehte Hn Or Is
Dil Me Srf Apki BhAbhi To Hr
Jga Na Wrya Kr A Dil He Shbaz
Shrif Di Metro Bus Nhi
Fotgi ka pata chala? Noory
musali di Kh0oti Mar Gayi Hy.
hahahahahaha Agay send
kro 70% Log Zaror Phochen
gay kis ki fotgi Pe
Na wafa ki umeed hogi,Na
wafa ki bat hogi. Ab
muhabat jis se b hogi
gandam ki katai k baad hogi.
"Love is easy but zameen
dar Is busy"
Roe Wo Is Qadr Lash Se Lipat
K K Lash Uth K Boli ('.') ) _/)'(/
_ >"""<<"""< Le Tu Mr Ja Mri
KhAir A Mrna V Hram Kita A
Taras Gaey Hein Tere Lub Se
Kuch Sunne K Liye. . . . "Piyar
Ki Baat Na Sahi, Bakwas Hi
Kar Do
Wo konsi Se cheez hain jo
2019 me KiloGram me
Farokht ki Jayegi. . . . . . . . Ans:
Mobile
. Muj ko Bhi bohat si
khobsurat larkiyon ne kiss ki
aur Galay Lagaya hai.. . . Ye
Bat aur hy . . . . , Us Waqt
Main sirf 1 Saal Ka Tha
Ka Kiya Matlb
Hai? Bohat Sochne K
Baad Bola:Mohtrma Benzir
Bhutto Shaheed >)",(<Sain
To ) )Sain Sain Ka Dimagh Bi
'Us ki judai mein itna kamzor
ho gaya hoon Faraz K ab to
chilli milli bhi khaon to pait
bhar jata hai :-('
. . /('.') '..(> <. . . . . . . . . . . Kuch
nai , onji khalotay aan. Tussi
kam karo apna. Saadi ty 32
gai hoi ay...!
Srdar Ki Bv Ne Srdar Ko SmS
Kia Ghr Kb Aa Rhe He? Msg Kr
K Btae Srdar Ne Reply Kia Nhi
Bta Skta 1 Hi Msg Ka Balance
Tha
3 JaGa Mout Nahi Aati. . . . . 1-
Jannat Me . . . . . 2- Jahannum
me . . Or . 3- Mere number Pr
Msg Karne Se Try Kr K dekh
Lo
Bandar KELEY Q Khata
Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Chal
Chor Ye Tera Personal Mamla
Hai.. Jo Marzi Kha Pee. Bas
khush Raha Kr.
Teri in Masoom Harkaton ki
Qasm Ay Dost Mai So bi
Jaon to Mujhe yehi dr Rehta
hai k tu kahin Meri Chappal
Le k Na bhaag jaye.
2 Sardar raat ko ghoom rahe
the. 1st : Bohat
garmi hai yar. 2nd :
Han yar! Agar din hota to
kahin chaaon me hi beth
jatey
MashaaaaAllah...
MashaaaaAllah... , , , , , , , , , , , ,
, , , , Kuch nahi tusi apna km
kro:- Meri nazar Achaanak
sheeshe te py gai C..
Classic Insult: Once a Boy
Uploaded a Photo Holding a
Dog on . Girl
Commented:Which one is
you? Boy replied: The One
Holding U
Yaad rakho gy to bohat
qareeb pao gy.....! Dost Bhool
jao gy to chhitar b khao gy..
(',') <( )> Pul K Ty _//_
Wekhi Tu.
.. Meri Maa k liye dua kareen..
. . . . . . . . . . . .. Allah unko jildi
pyari c bahu ata farmaey Sab
bolo AMEEN
"Kehta hai pal pal tum se ho
k dil ye diwana" : : : '('.')>
</"/ _/ /_ "Muft ka pani hai
Dost Achi trha nahana í ½í¸‚
"Beta: Ammi Muje Dukh Dein,
Tension Dein, Preshan Kar
Dein, Mere Peeche Bhoot
Laga dein..! Ammi: Beta
Seedhi Tarha Kaho k BV
Chahye.
Us ny Mera Dil Tora..!! Me ny
Us ka
Torr diya... . . Baqi Aap Khud
Soch Sakty hen k Kon Ziyada
Roya Ho Ga..
Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hon
FaraZ Usne Meri Muhabbat
Ko Q Thukraya, Jab K Har
Dafa Mene Hi Dya Tha
Rikshay Ka Kiraya.
Boy:Uncle Me Apki Beti ka
Hath Mangne Aya Hu Uncle Q
Boy:Q K Ab Mere Hath Thak
Gaye Hain Jo SmJ Giya Wo
4wd Kare Baqi Bachay POgO
DekhO
"aaj wo date par boht hans
rahi thi "FARAZ" . . . . . . . . .
"Ussk jany k baad pata chala
k meri zip khuli thi :-/
Phatan Ny Shadi k Liye Choty
Qad Ki Larki Ka Intekhab
Kiya. Waja.?? QK, Kisi Ny Us Se
Kaha Tha K "Musibat jitni
Choti ho Utna Acha Hai"
Ajeeb Tarah K Log Bastey
Hein Is Dunya Mei Zang Lag
Jata Hai Bachi Ko Magr Rishta
Nahi Dete (",)/Anti <) )Aachr
dal lo // apni beti ka
Jb Tk Znda He SmS Krty
Rahe Ge Or Js Din Na Kre To
Smaj Lena K Agly Din Karenge
Mar Do Zalimo Jawani Me Hi
Mar Do Banda Busy V Hoskda
A
"Phool Insano Se Zyada
Khubsurat Hote Hen Lekin
Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B
Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain
Jesy K . . . "AAP" Ko SMS
Karne wala
Marta To Main Tum Par Hi
Hun Par HaaaYe Wo Tumhari
SaheLi ki NeLi Ankhein......-;)p
4 Cheezen Khatam Honay Pay
Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai .
Mohabbat . Rishta . Aitbar .
0r . Itwar (',') <) (> Itwar
Wala Dukh To Rula Deta He
Boy: Pyar Ho Jata Hy Ya Karna
Parta Hy? Cute Answer From
Girl: Larka Handsome ho to
ho jata hy Or agar Ameer ho
to karna parta hy
1 Pagal Dosry Pagal Se:Sab
Log Humain Pagal Q Kehty
Hen? Dosra Pagal.Tu Dafa
Kar Yaar, Ye Le Bhindhi Or
Jaldi Se Murgi Bana :D
' DON' K SMS Ka Intezar To
11, Mulko ki LaRkian Karti
Hein . . Magar DON Sirf Tujhy
SmS Karta Hai . . Q k DON
L0NDY 'BAAZ Hai
"Sharif Larkon se Ziyada
Qismat Wale to Gali k Kutte
Hoty Hen,,. . . Kam se kam
Larki Palat Palat k Dekhti to
hai k Aa Raha hai Ya Nahi.
Aj Chand Khoobsurat Lag
Raha He Zara Dekho . . Meri
Taraf Nhi Zalimo Asman Ki
Taraf ('.') <)-(> _/ /_Ek To
Chand Jesa Hona B Masla He :) :)
Patni:Apne Kaam Wali Ke
Saath Koi Lafra Kiya Hai Kya?
Pati:Kyon, Kya Hua? Patni: Kal
Tak Mujhe Memsaab Bulati
Thi,Aaj Didi Bula Rahi Hai :D :D
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ﺍﯾﮏ ﺁﺧﺮﯼ ﺑﺎﺕ ﺳُﻨﺘﮯ ﺟﺎﺅ ﺳﯿﺪﮬﮯ
ﺑﮭﺎﮌ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﺎﻧﺎ، ﺩﺍﺋﯿﮟ ﺑﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﻣﺖ ﮨﻮ
ﺟﺎﻧﺎ
charsi se? Sigrat
Noshi Ahista Ahista Insan Ko
Mar Dati Hai. . . . . . . . . Charsi: .
Ty Thek Ay Saanu Keri Jaldi
Ay.... ;) ;)
