"Only true Friends stand with U During Bad TiMes oF yOur Life. . , , So INSHALLAH , , , , , . i will attend yOur Wedding Pakka..." :-p

Farz karte hain k ap bohat aqalmand hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . hahaha... ap yaqeen karo muj sa to farz b nii ho raha...

Wo Kon C Rat Hai Jo Her Larkay Or Larki Ki ZinDaGi Mei Zarur Aati Hy? . . . 'JuMmy Rat" RAB Da Wasta e apNi Soch Badlo..:-P:-)

Techer: TAJ MEHAL KisNe BaNaya THa SarDr: MAZDOOR Ne Teacher: Mera MaTlab Hai BaNvaYa KisNe Tha . . . . SrDar: THAEKEDAAR Ne.

Is Bar Ek Hathi Tha Or Phir 12 Asli Kely Thy Lekin Hathi Ne Ek Bhi Nahi Khaya Batao Q? . . . . . Q K Is Bar Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.

Ager BV Ki Zuban band ho to... . . . . Nabz Zaroor Check kr lain. A public service msg from Rescue 1122.

Hum Pani Q Peety Hen? . . . Kyun K Hm Pani Kha Nhi Skte Taaalliyaaan ('-')/ <)) _//_Kasam Sy Bachpan Sy He Zaheen Hon.

Zindagi Me Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Kay, . . . . TRAIN kabhi Panchar Nahi Hoti.

Judge: Tum Jaante Ho Ke Jhoot Bol Kar Kaha Jao gay? Mulzim: Dozakh Me Judge: Or Sach Bol K? Mulzim: Sarkari Jail May.

Boy: Jan Dekho Main Tumhari Zulfon Ke Liye Kiya Laya.. Girl: Sharmaty Huay Kiya Janu.? Boy: Jowoun Marna Ki Dawayi.

Dear All Boys, Larki Ki DP Pay Tareef Karnay Say Larki Nahi Pattay Gi, Sirf "Awww Thank You" Hi Milay Ga! :D

"Agar Ap ki 1 Bivi hy tu Wo Ap se Larray gi, Lekin Agar Ap ki 2 Bivian hy tu Wo Ap k liye Larrain gi." "So have 2 Wife & Enjoy Life.

Orat 2 cheezo Par Baith Jae To Boht Enjoy Krti hai 1 Ghoray Par Aur doosra Jhoolay per Jo ap nay socha wo bhe thek hay.

Relative: Aur beta, aagay ka kya plan hai? Me: Bus uncle, aap ke jatay hi nashtay ki trolley pe tootna hai :)

Aj Kal K Daor Men Achy aur Sharif Dost Dhondna Bahut Mushkal Hai . . Lekin Phr Bhi Bina Mushkal K Apko Men Kaise Mil Gya Yaro

Aurat clerk se: mere NIC Card may Bewa likha hay, Mera Shohr zinda he Ye ghLti thik kro Clerk ne Shohr ko GoLi maar ke bola: ab thik He?

Agar Koi Aapki Shanakhti Card Wali Tasveer Se Pyar Kar Bethe To Oose Kabhi Mat Thukrana. . Ye Sache Pyar Ki Nishani Hay....(@@)

(While eating) Aunty: tumhare lye rishta aya he. Me: (still eating) Ammi: adab nhi he tujh me? Me: accha sharma k room me jana tha kya?

Santa: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q band ho jate he? Banta: kafi der sochne ke baad . . . Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh jaye

B0y;;; Hey,,!!! I am in l0ve with u t0tally,..,, Girl;; T0 t0tla tela baap t0tla tela p0la thandan t0tla,,,,,@_@:-P

Safar me agae BP low hojay or namak dastyab na ho to NAAK se choohe nikal kar zaban se chaat lene se BP normal hojata he

Pathaan :- 5 saal se sex kar raha hun par hamara bachcha nahi ho raha...Dr:- apne partner ko bulaiye.Pathan:- Aasif Bhai, andar aao.

Sardar: Fiqra bnao main nokri k liye umeed se hun. Pathan: Im pragnent for the job.

Bv: kya mai kabhi tumhare khwab mein ayee hon? Shohar: Nhi. Bv: Q? Shohar: Q k mai Ayat-ul Kursi parh k sota hon

1 Kaway Ne Pthn K Opar Potty Krdi, Pthn Ghussey Say: Chaddi Nai Pehanta Kia? Kawwa Chilla kr aola: Tu Chaddi Mae Karta Hay Kia

Moti Miss: Me Teri Jaan NikaaL Dun Gi, Is Ki English Kia Ho Gi? Bacha: English Ki Aesi Ki Tesi Moti....!! Tu Haath To Laga K Dekha"

Punjabi; Yaar Aaj Teri Babi Ghar Par Nahe He Warna Me Tum Ko Chaye Pilata, . . Pathan; Yar KanJoosi Mat Kar, Doodh Bazar Se Be Milta He.

Girl To Boy: Mein Kesi Lag Rahi Hun Aaj? Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aayi Hun. . . . Boy: To Parlour Band Tha Kya..??

Doctor: Aap Bilkul Meri Teesri Biwi ki Tarha lag rahi Hain, Lerki: Oh really? Kitni Beewiyan Hain Aapki? . . Doctor: 2

Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata.

Ek to pehle hi 1000 larko pe 944 larkiyan hain, upar se log . . 2,3 girlfriend bana lete hain. Bhai, hamare jaiso ka kya hoga?

Ghrmion Ke Pesh Nzr Idaray Ko Mukhlis Or Dindar Dua Mangne Wale Darkar He. Jo Barish Ki Dua Me Maharat Rkhte Ho . Mehekmae Pani o Bijli.

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti.

Kehty Hain Mohabbat Mein Neend Urr Jati hy Koi Mere naal v Mohabbat kary Meri Saweray Akh e ni khuldi /(',')/Koi hai ya Fir so Jawan

Majboor Hain Hum Jo Tum Sy Mil Nahi Sakty . . Warna Mohabat To Dil Me Tumhary Lye Itni Hai Jitni Pakistan Me Load-Shedding.

- ('_')/ < )) _// Dunya Waaalo Me. Ap Sab Ko Chor K Ja Raha Hon... . "SONE" (",)____/// >"""""""""< Bari Neend Aa Rahi He.

What do you call a bee that has come from America ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "USB" No claps plz.....

Student to Profesor Sir Aapne Abi Tk shadi kyu Nhi ki? Profesor Bs bcho Kya Btau? Pehle HALAAT Theek Nhi Thy Ab "AALAAT" Theek Nhi Hen

WiFe Aaj aap ko CHICKEN bana doon? Husband: Nahi main INSAN hi theek hoon...

Vaddi ai Hamoon jadugar.

Har MAA Ka Sapna Hota Hai K UsKi Beti Ko Ek Acha larka Mile Ab Ap Hi Batao, Akela Main KIS KIS MAA Ka Sapna Pura Karoon..??

Tujhe Yaad Karte Hain Tere Ikhlaak Ki Wajeh Sey, + + + + + + + + Warna Tere Kon Sey Pakorry, Samosay Mashhoor Hain.

- Faqt Is Dar Se Karachi Nahi Ata Me FARAZ Mobile Chhin Gya To Kesy Kronga Telephne Pe Khitab FroM: AltafHussain..

Roshni Chand Se Hoti He Sitaron Se Nahi . . . . . . . Wardaat Berozgari Se Hoti He Double Sawari Se Nahi (',')/' <).( Jahil / / Government

Chaina: Bacha 1 Hi Acha Uk: Bachay 2 Hi Achay india: Bachay 3 ya 4 Pakistan . . . Hai Jazba Junoon To Himat Na Haar

Grl: Dant nkalny se to pregnant hona behtr he, usme itna dard to nhi hota Dentist: Ap achi trah soch len, phr me us hisab se kursi set kru.

Bomb dhmake me pthn ki Tange Ur gae Dr ne nayi lgai pthn kch din bad:kya ye lrki ka tang he Dr:ji kse pta? Pthn: roz Rat ko uth jati he.

Shak ki inteha: Shohr: mera dil chahta h k tmhare sath 10 hazar saal pyar krty hue guzar du. Bv: Uske bad kahan monh kala krny ka irada h?

Dagh to Achhe hoty hain Phr? Ullu k patho Surf Excel Bnane Ki Kya Zrurat Thi? (',')> <) ( _/ /_ Wah Ustad Kya Technical Ghalti Nikali hy.

Aap k aas paas koi bhi insan marny lagy tu foran us k naam k aagy Bhutto laga diya karen.:-D

Zindgi-milti-hy 1-Bar Mout-ati-hy 1-Bar pyar-hota-hy 1-Bar Dil-toot,ta-h 1-Bar Jb-sb-kuch-hota 1-Bar To-per Paper-q-hoty-h Bar Bar

Saheb talent ki bat mat kro Pakistan me. . . . . . . Yaha chote se lrkay battery ko muh se chaat kr bta dete he ki kitni charge he, , ,

Funniest Fact: 5 girls in a group cn say "yar tera bhai to bara fitt hy" bt 5 boys in a group hamesha "dost ki behn ko behn smjhty hain

Ksi bhi Maa Ne Aaj Tk wo bahadur Olaad Peda he Nhi Ki J0 ('.') <) (> _/ /_ Mery Numbr Pr 100 Ka Load Krwaye I Chalnge it.

Dunia ki sab se choti hathkrri ka nam kya hai? Nhi pta na..? Engagement Ring Ary kOI hamain b Arrest kr L0

Bv: mera jeena haram hogya me ghar chor k ja rhi hu, Hsbnd: jaan choro Allah k wastay Bv:Aik to Aap bi na, hmesha JAN keh kr rok lete ho.

Nahi saha jata ab Gham- e-judai mujh se "Ya Rab" . . . . . Dy usy hidayat Ya Bhej Izraeel... . . . Te Chuk le onu v.

Apne Sar pe Hath phairo, 1 Baar phir phairo? . . . Ab to ap ko Yaqeen Ho Gya Ho ga k Gadhe k Sar pe SeenG Nhi Hote,

Mirchein Mu k Elawa Aur kahan LAGTI Hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? Khait Me Pagal, Wase tu jo Samj Raha tha Na Wo B thek Hy

Seny pe chali goli Jab uthi us ki doli . . Mere haath ki unglion pr wo unglian rakh kr boli "Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabooter, Doli

Sales man: Pa g machhron k ly Powdr le lo Srdar: Na g na mechhraan nu ena v free ni krna Aj Powdr ly dita te kl nu knjr Body Spray mangn gy

Boy Teri Judai Main Neend Urti Hai, Jan Jati Hai, Chen Khota Hai, Dil Rota Hai.
Girl: Check Karwa Le Beta Dengi Virus Bi Aisa Hi Hota Ha

Sardar Ny NADRA K Office Me Ja K Ek Bat Boli Jisy Sun Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gay Sardar Bola, SHANAKHTI CARD K Golden Number Dikhao.

- Apka bachpan - Tum Dukandar se: uncle yeh monkey kitney ka hai - Dukandar: beta yeh Monkey nhe sheesha (mirror) hai.

Hsbnd 1 kiss le lu Wife= no Husbnd=Jewlry le dunga Wife= no Husbnd= Car le dunga Wife= no Bcha uth kr bola: meri lele abba Cycle e ly de

Shohr:Chaye bana de mere sar me dard he. Bv:tu mere liye bana de mere galy me dard he. Shohr:tu mera sar daba de me tera gala daba deta hun

Wife; Dekho Wo Admi Mujh Ghoor Ghoor Ka Dek Rha Hy,
Husband; Array Janay Do Wo Kabari Hai, Bekar Cheez Par Nazar Rakhna Uski Adat Hai ...

Santa ki Murgi Beemar hui, Banta: Tum iska Sadqa kardo. . Pher wohi hua jo Hona tha, , , Santa ne Murghi k liye 1 BAKRA sadqa kr diya."

Best Memories of student life: Me: "Oye extra pen hy kya? Friend: "Ek hi hy" Me: "Haan de! Ek hi chahiye!" :p :"

Acha Dost Takiye Ki Tara Hota Hy Musebt Men Seny Se Lga Lo Tanhai Me Sir Rak Kr Ro Lo Khushi Men GaLy Se Lga Lo Aur Gusy Me LAAT Bhi Mar Lo.

2Log Boht Zaheen Hote Hen Medical Store Wale jo Dr ki Zuban smjh lete hen news Channel wale jo Altaf Bhai Ki Tkreer Ka Trjuma Kr Leta Hen.

Kisi Ne Aik Aadmi Se Pucha Bhai Yeh Khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain?? Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai Me To ShaaDi Shuda Ho,

-"Beautiful Words" "Kisi Ki Khamoshi Ko Us Ka Takabur Na Samjho , , , Ho Sakta Hay Ke Us ke Moo Me "NASWAR" Ho.

Aaj To INBOX Me Aisa San'nata Chaya Huwa ha 2ST Jese Mobile me M.Q.M Ki Hartal ho (,").._.-,-- <( ) / / "Oye Band kar Mobile.

Bcha Miss Ka Seena Dekh K: Ye Kya He? Mis:Ghubare Hen Bcha: Nokrani K Apse Bare Hai Miss:Tmne Kb Dekha? Bcha:Abu Kal Hawa Bhar Rahe The.

Pathan apni Girlfrnd k sath 1st date pe Ye meri pehli date hy Darling" agr koi glti ya kami reh jaye to Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr dena.

SarDar: Miss, May NaMumkin ko Mumkin Bana Sakta Hon.! Miss: Wo kaise.? SarDaR: NamuMkin Se Na MiTaa kr.!

BohAt Kya iNtezAr Mgr wo Na Ayi Faraz... . . . . . FluSh Par BeThay BeThay Pa0n s0o Gae. Salay nu Kabaz Hagai

Teacher: 'M0ther's Day' pr Pathan sy: bata0?? Maa kesi Hasti hy??? . Pathan: ha hahahahaha haha.. Hamara maa t0 Aisy hi Hasti hy.

Beta: Aba Me Prosan Se Shadi krunga Molvi:Nhi, Ye Raz He, Wo Tri Behn Hy Bete Ne Maa Ko Kaha Maa:Ja Beta kr Le Tu Konsa molvi Ka Beta Hy.

Bv: RoMantic Ho K Boli Mere Sath Aisa kam KrO Jise Muje TakleF B Ho Or MaZa B Aaye , SarDar: Ne GarM Istari Hatho Pe Laga Di-:)D hahah

Wife:- How will u feel when i go to my Maika? . . . . . . Husband:- mauka... mauka..

Sacha dost wo hai jo Fail honay pe taali de Aur Pass honay pe gaali de:)

Boss: leaving office at 5pm? Me: Salary se kuch nai hota part-time taxi chala leta hu.
BosS: Rulayega! Kabhi mere gol-gappe k thele pe aa

Teacher Un Do King's K Naam Batao Jinho ne Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pe Chalaya
Santa : Sir 1.Smo'King 2.Drin'King

Meri Qismat Main To Sirf Teri Yaadain Hain, Par Tu Jis Ki Qismat Main He Usey, . . . TENSION Mubarak..

Shrabi Road pe para tha Police: Itni Q pi rakhi hai Shrabi: Mjburi thi Police: Kya mjburi thi Shrabi: Bottle ka dhakkan gum ho gya tha.

Larka: Muje english movies me kaam karne ka bohot shoq he Larki: Tumhe kon sa role pasand he Larka: Rape wala:-P:-

Shukr ada kro us KHUDA ka jisne Mujhy peda kia Wrna sara din mobile ki khali screen dekhni prti, (';') <))> meri _//_ Qadr kia kro knjuso

Larkiyan Shalwar Ke Neeche Kya Pehanti Hain,? . . . Ans: Wo"Chappal" Pehenti HaiN Haji Sahib . . . . Neeche Pucha Tha Andar Nahi

Wife- ghar mein chor ghus gaye! Sidhu- oye guru jo pakda na jaye woh chor nahi hota, morni ke bina mor nahin hota.. Wife- Satyanaash ..

Pakistan mein 80% log "Just kidding" ke sahare Dil ki saari bhadaas nikal lete hain..

TeacHer: What Is Meant By "I MISS YOU" . . . . => PaThaN: Is ka MatlaB Hai "Mein Tumhari Miss Hon!"

Zikar Jab Hua Kanjuson Ka sar-e-Mehfil Me dost Sir Mera b Jhuk Gya Jab Tera Naam Aya ('.')/ oye japani <)( Kharbo0zy besti krwa
di na

Pakistan Me Loadsheding Ki Wja Se Bchon Ki Pedaish Me Waze Kami Dekhne Me Aai He QK Loadsheding Se Bche So Nhi Rahe Is Lye Bche Ho Nhi Rahy.

Garmiyan aagai, sar pr geela or thanda kpra rkhe Dimag pr suraj ki kirnain mt prne de QK BHOOSA jaldi aag pkrta he. .

Way 2 impress a Grl: Rspect her Honour her Love her Protect her Care 4 her Bt 4 Grls: Hw 2 impres a Boy: Jst smile Khtm Lrka Tabah O Brbad.

Ghusse Ka Aana Mard Hone Ki Alamat Ha Magar Gusa Aane K Baad Ghusy Ko Pee Jana "Shadi shuda Mard" Hone Ki Nishani Hai

Aunty: kitna bada ho gaya hai!!! Boy: apne kab dekha? Aunty ........ silent ....

Pathan Ne 30 Rupy Ki Lotri li 1 Cror Ka Inam Nikla Tax kat Kar 90 Lakh Mile Pathan Hum Ko Pura Paisa Chahye Warna hamara 30rupy wapis kro

GF: kesi lag rhi hu me? Bf: bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zarorat ni he. Gf: Sachhi! Bf:haa, actually tumhe plastic surgery ki zarorat he

92 ka Cricket Worldcup kisi aur ne jeeta hota tou Imran_Khan us pe bhi Dhandli ka ilzam laga detay

Shohr: Kitni Baar Kaha Ke Mera Baal Baal Qarzay Me Jhakra hwa He Or Tmhari frmaishay Khatm nhi Hoti Bv:aenda wig Lga Kr Ghar Se Mt Nikalna

Palko se Ankhon ki Hifazt Hoti H Dharkan To Dil ki Amant Hoti H Ye MSG ka Rishta B Ajeeb H Ziada kro To Ghusa R Na kro To Shikayat Hoti H

Uff kitni Garmi hay, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jb uper likha hay k Garmi hay ,..to nechay kon sa AC laga hay.."

DoST: Agar Shair Tumhari Saas 0r BV pe Hamla kar de To Tum kis ko Bachao Gy? . . . . SARDAR: Zahir Hy, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shair ko.."

Wo dost umar bhar ka sth kya de ga Faraz Jis Ne police k gari dekh k bike Se utar diya, . (',')/ <)) Oye utar shaba // double sawari band Hy

soney ki Duaa . . . . Ya Allah sona sasta kar dey, Aameen. Tum kia Smjhay G00d night wala Sona...? Time tey vekh mlanga Dopehr ho gai wa

Yah Ishq Nh Asan Bus itna Samaj Lo - Mohsin - ik Pani ki balti hai r Karachi pochani hai (';) uff Jan kad lahi zalma

Jhatka Kuch Is Tarah Dya Sanam Ne Apni Zulfon Ko, . FARAZ . . . . . . Ikatthi 7 Juoein Mere Daaman Me Aa Girin,

Sardaar Lassi Pi Raha Tha BOY: Sardaar G Lassi Wich Makkhi Ae Sardaar: Fir Ki Ho Gya Dil Wada Hona Chaida Makkhi Ne Kinni ko Pe Leni Ae

MiSs Zimmedari Ka Jumla Banao Boy MiS Apki Kamez K 3 Buttons Hain Jin Ma Sy 2 Khuly Huye Hai to Sari Zimedari 1 Buton Pe Ha

Husbnd Judge Sahab Mujhy TaLaQ Chahiye Meri Bv 1saL Se Mujh Se Baat Nhi ki Judge: Dobara Soch Lo. Asi Bv Naseeb Walon Ko Milti Ha

Punjabi: Amma kiya Tum ne Hum ko Peda Hone Se Pehle Dkha Tha? Amma: Nahi Punjabi to Phir Paida Hone k Baad hum ko Pehchana Kaise,

MisS: Yaqeen or Weham me kia farq Hota hy Student: MisS Ap Bohat SexY Hen Ye Hamara Yaqeen hy or hum sab abhi Bachay Hain Ye Apka Weham Hy,

Pappu to girlfriend: kya tumhare undrwear me 2 sorak hen? . . . Girlfriend: nahi besharam kahin k pappu: to pher taange kaha se dalti ho??

Aaaah Kuch Smjh Aya.?? Nai Na . Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hove Te Pata Laggay Na.....-:)p ('.")/Lal Sharbt <)( Peen //WaleyO

EK Makrani Se Kisi Ne Pucha: Tum Kon Ho? . Makrani: Mein TITANiC Ka HERO Hon. Admi Herani Se Bola: Aby TITANIC Dooba Tha Jala Thorai Tha

Maalik: Ramu Is Saal Tum 4 Baar Apne Dada Kay Marne Ki Chutti Le Chuke Ho..? . . Ramu: Maalik, Is Baar Meri Dadi Ki Shaadi Hai.

Pakistan Ke 1 BooK Stall Par 1 Kitab DeKh Kar Amrecian Doctor Ko Heart AttacK Ho Gaya Kitab Ka Unwan Tha . 30 Din Men Doctor Baniye Rs 35

SarDar K abu Mar gae.
Dost:Abu Kaise marre? SardAr: Helicopter K Pilot the,
Sardi lagi to helicopter ka pankha band kr dia.

Bv: Musibat K waqt Hamesha Mushkaraty Rehna Chahiye, Husbnd: Es Liye To Main Tumhain Dekh Kar Muskarata Ho, hahaha

Student: Sir! Monkey Aur Donkey May Kya Farq Hay? . . . Teacher: Agar Message Parhne Wala Hans Paray To Mokey.. Agar Na Hansay To Donkey.

Bar Bar Q Puchtay Ho Maqam Apna, . . . . . "Ay Dost Aik Baar Keh Jo Diya, Tu Bohat Bari Film He (-_-) <) (> Bat _/ /_ Khatam.

Mohabat Ka Safar Lamba He To Kya Huwa . "Thora Tum Chalna. "Thora Hum Chaleinge Phir "RAKSHA" Karwa Lein Gay Kia Khayal Hey?

Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I'm not even scared of your bada bhai..

2 Tarah Ke Log Hotay Hain: 1. Jo Neend Aanay Par Sotay Hain. . . 2. Jo Neend Aanay Pe Nahi, Battery Low Hojanay Par Sotay Hain.

Bacha Maa Se: 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Gharib Ko Dene Hen. Mom: Kaha Hai Gharib..? . Bacha: Bechra Bahar Dhoop Me Kulfiyan Bech Raha Hai.

1 admi ne bare hi mod me waiter se kaha: Yar 1 Sexy Chay Pila de? Waiter: Sorry Sir Hamere yaha Gae ka doodh Aata hy Veena Malik ka ni.

Exams Me Har Dafa Aap K Aage 1 Kamina Insan Hota Hai Jo Paper Ki Jaga Apni Aukaat Dekhata Hai.

Boy Barish Ho Rahi Ha Ar Kitna Romentic Mosam Ha Ar Tum itni Udas Q Lag Rahi Ho Btao Na Pendo GirL Mayoos Ho Kr Sady Sary Gooye Sij Gaye Ney

If Altaf Bhai was on Twitter.. Unkay 140 Characters sirf Maaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn Bolnay me khatam ho jatay :)

Watching Pakistan play cricket without Shahid Afridi is like watching Dil Walay Dulhaniya Le Jayen Ge without Shahrukh Khan in the movie

Socha Tha Parh Likh Ke Pilot Banain Ge.! Dost Ishq Ka Nasha Kia Laga, Khud Hi Jahaz Ban Gaye /(',')/ < ==// <--------------- Zooooonnn

Girl to Girl Tm kitni khoob soorat or smart ho 2nd Girl: Thanx Boy to Boy tum kitny khoob soorat or smart ho 2nd Boy: Uth begairta tharki

Agar ap ghar mai behan bhaiyon mai sab se bare hain to ap ne ye lazmi suna hoga Wo to chota hai lekin tumhari Aqal kaha chali gai the.

'Chee Shoo,chaa, Mi Cha, Le Cha Mi, Choo Ti Ta Shi cha,,,! TARJUMA PAGALO Garmi main na Betho, Hum se Bijli Le Lo, FROM: 'CHINA'

Global Warning: Our next generations may not be able to see polar bears and tigrs

To hm kya krn?Hm ne b to dinosaur nhi dekhy
Kbi shikayt ki?

Shohr: Mene Dost ko khany P Bulaya He, Bv: Tm Pagal To Nhi, Ghr Pura Ganda He, Brtan B Saf Nhi, Shohr: Ye Sb Dkhany k Lye Hi To Bulaya He,

Saas: Aj meri beti itni khamosh kyu he? Damad: kuch nhi, light gai hui thi, is ny Lipstick mangi, Mene ELFi dedi. Shayad isi bat pe Naraz hy

Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Teacher: Sub Se Ziyada Nasha Kiss Me Hota Hai? Student: Taleem Me ! Teacher Wo Kesy? Student Kitabain Kholty Hi Neend Ajati Hai

Techr: Sabaq Parh Sadqat ka Amnat ka Shujat ka! Srdr:Lo kr lo gal Apna Yad nai honda ty hun ina 3naa kanjran da v assi yaad kriye.

Dunya me 2 Tarah k Log Hn 1.Mere Jese - Jin se larkyan naraz rehti hn 2. Hamza Abbasi Jese - Jo ek Tulsi de kr larki ko khush kr leta hai

She: He treats me like his baby. Me: Phir to wo Apka Pamper b Badalta hoga ?? *Blocked*

Roz Ek Nayi Takleef, Roz Ek Naya Dard, ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Kahi Tum Dard Ke Fashion Designer To Nahi ?

Mis: Billi Ke Itne Bche Q Hote Hen? Bcha: Agr Ap Bi Raat Ko Galiyon May Akeli Phrengi To Apka Bi Yahi Haal Hoga Mis: Lakh Di Lanat Kanjra.

Kisi k puranay Libas aur Bikhray baal dekh kr Haqeer mat samjho,, . Ho sakta hai wo Jutt ho, aur Gandum k Thrasher se wapis aa raha hO. :-P

Me: Papa 1000 Rs chahiye! Dad: kya kaam par gaya ? Me: 1-2 books leni thi..
Dad: Jaisi teri Shakal hai GF toh hogi hi nhi, ye le!! Me :

LaZy wife; 1 glas pani dedo. Hsbnd: khud peelo Wife; dedo na Hsbnd; ab manga tu thapar marunga. Wife: thapar marne ao to pani lete aana.

Karachi ke is garam mausam mai aap kisi bhi khuli jagah beth kar Suana Bath ka mazza lesaktay hain

kitaben Behtareen Dost Hen, . . . . . ALLAH Jany kis ki...??? . <(',')> )) .._//_Hmara to khoon pi gyi hain..:.)

Har PaL, Har Waqt, Har LamHa, Har Aahat, Har Ehsaas Aur DiL ki Har Dharkan Keh Rahi. . . . . TOOBA Kitni Garmi Hai.

Kehte Hain Betiyaan Waldain K Ghar Mehman Hoti Hai..! Tou Kya Mehmano Sy Koi Itna Kaam Kar wate Hai B-) Dedicate To Masoom Larkiyan ;-)

Pathan 5 Star hotel k washroom gaya. Jab wapis aaya to sweeper ne 65 rupaye maang liye Pathan: Kiyun Bhai Lotay mein Pepsi thi kiya.

Best SMS of the World Kabhi B Apny Naseeb Ko Bura Mt kaho Q K Ye tmhry Naseeb ki bulandi Hi Hy k Tum . . . Meri contact list Mai ho.

Beta:Papa Ye SMS Kise Kehty Hy Or Ye Kis K Kam Ata Hai?
Papa:Beta Ye VIP Log Bhejte Hy Or KANJOS Logo K Parhne K Kam Aata H Hans mat agy behj

Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain? No! JUST CHECK IT CHECKED? YES! NAHI HAIN? NAHI! R U SURE? YES! Koi baat nahi GADHEY k hote bhi nahi ?

Wife: New aur poranay Shadi shuda joray me kia farq hota hy? Husband: . . New Jora "Lips" Mila kr sota hy, Or porana "Hips" mila ke..

Ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka bap dulhe se bola "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai" dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga"

Abhi Jahaaz Runway Pr Dorr Hi Raha Tha Ke Pathan Ne Pilot Ko Thappar Mara Or Bola: . . Hmein Dair Ho Rahi Hai Or Tu "By Road" Ja Raha Hai.

At the gym, boy starts doing Push ups: Boy: 1... 2... 3...... . . . . Hot girl walks by... . . . . Boy: 253... 254... 255......

Mele Me Ailan howa: 1 Bachcha Mila He, JIN Ka He, Aa Kar Le Jaye. Pappu door Se Chillata Hua Aaya: Mujhe B Dikhao JIN KA BACHA Kese Hota He

Parhai sirf 2 waja se hoti hy Ek shoq se Or Ek khof se Shoq ham mey hy nhi. Or DARTE to hum kisi k BAAP sy bi nhi.

English say: Hello Spanish say: Hola French say: Bonjour Chinese say: Ni Hao Italian say: Ciao Punjabi yells: hore Suna chabal!!!

3srdr car m band ho gyi 1bol:shisha tor dety He 2nd dikki sy jaty H 3rd:jo b krna he jldi kro barish hony wali he or car ki chhat b ni h

Students tension law: Tension is inversely proportional to the number of days, left for the exams, where "kal se parhengy" remains constant.

Professor To Student : Jo Dosray Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Saky Wo Gadha Hota He, . . Student: Sir Kiya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi.?

- Bhool Jaon Tum Ko? Kesi Baat Karty Ho, . . . Kya Zindagi Mumkin Hai? Tere Jaisi Film Kay Baghair..?? (,")/ Oyee <)) Hero _//_ I Love You.

Us Ne Pal Bhar k Liye bi meri Masoomiat Na Dekhi . Bus motar cycal roki Mobile khoya tey oo Gya.. (',')/ <) ( _//_Oye chargr v ly ja

Us Ne Pal Bhar k Liye bi meri Masoomiat Na Dekhi . Bus motar cycal roki Mobile khoya tey oo Gya.. (',')/ <) ( _//_Oye chargr v ly ja

Jab kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke ke saath dekhta hu to, Dil pe haath rakh ke khud ko tasalli deta hu Bhai-Behan hai, Bhai-Behan hai.

Dunya me reh kar sapno me kho jao, kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao, agar kuch b nhi hota he toh, . chaadar takkiya lo aur so jao.?

Lite,chali gae to pathn ne bv se kha Pankha chalao Pathan k bv ne jawab diya Kardi pathano wali bat Pankha chalega mombatti nhe bujh jayegi

Raah Chalty Agar Koi Larki Aap Ko Bhai Bol De To . . . . Simple Usay Zor Se 1 thapr Mar Do Or Bolo? "Yahan Kahan Ghoom Rai Hy Chal Ghar..!

Nokar:Apki Bv Hospital Me Ahri Sansei Le Rhi He Or Tum Ghar Bethy Ho Shohar:Filhal Dimag K Dahi Mt Bna Jab Aakhri Sans Le Tab Bata Dena

Boy: Arz Kiya Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Mat Kar I've a Boyfriend !! :P :P

Sardar Kafi Dair Se Lrki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha Tang Aa Kr Lrki Ne Hath Se Lant Ka ishara Kea, Srdr Doston Se Lo G 5 Wajay Da Time Fix Ho Gya.

Qabil-e-ghor sawal Namak dani m namak Sabun dani m sabun Surmy dani m surma Chaye dani m chaye hoti h To Machhar dani m insan Q hoty h

Three stages of Friendship App Tum Begairat.. :D

Yaad kar k or bhi takleef hoti hy. Ay Dost. Ata wahi hy paper me jo ham chor dety hain...

Bari koshisho k bad Pehli bar hamare ghar wo i thi Ay Dost. Ammi boli ja beta BHEN k Lye Bottle Le aa ('.') <) (> Dekh Yar Ammi de kam

MURGA: I love u. me tmhare lye kch b kr skta hu. MURGI: Haye Allah sachi MURGA: Haan MURGI: Chalo fir aj anda tusi dyo meri tabiat thek nhi.

Bv: Aap boht motty ho gye ho Husb; Tm bi to motti ho gai ho? Bv: Main to maa ban'ny wali hon. Husb: To pgli me bi to Bap ban'ny wala hon.

Teacher: Bachy Ki Roti Kha Gaya.. Teacher: Agar Ap Sey Maa Pooche To Us Ko Kya Kaho Gay.? . . Bacha: Me Kahun Ga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya.

1pagal aena dek k sochne laga:isko kahi deka he. Thori der sochne k bad bola: O teri kher! Ye to wahi he jo mere pas us din bal ktwa rha tha

Baap: tu paper vich 100% number len Puter: Dont worry may 200% levanga Baap: Bgairta mazaq krdan mere naal Puter: Pehle shuru kine kta c.

Boy: O chikni teri khoobsorti ka raz kia hay. Girl: Lux Boy: Kamal hay, meri kamzori ka raz bhi lux he.

GirL: Mere Ly Koi Shair Sunao? . . . Boy: Din Raat Rhta Hai Aankhon Me Tera AKS Or Jb Had Se Barh JaTa H To Utha LeTa Ho LuX

TEACHER: PTCL (Landline) Or Mobile Me Kiya Farq Hy.? . PAPU Soch Kar Bola: PTCL Me Number Ungli Se Dial Krte Hen Or Mobile Me Anguthy Se

Teacher: Dahi Ki English Batao? Sardar Sochne K Baad . . . . . . . . . . Milk Sleeping In The Night & Swairey Swairey Tight..!

Sharp & short without vulgarity.... Husband : I Love You ! Wife : Aaj Nahi!

Jab mujhe gala Saaf karna hota hai to main "Khyber Pakhtun khuwa" 5 daFa boL leta hoon.:-D

Agar ALLAH ne Pakistan me itni Garmi di hai tou Falsay ka Sharbat Aur Golay Ganday jesi Naimat se bhi to Nawaza Ha.:-D

1 admi Baba G Se, Main Jb B Koi karobar krta H0n Meri Biwi agay aa Jaati Hai, Koi Hal Batain Baba:Tu Truck Chla K Dekh, ALLAH Kram Kare Ga

PiyAr To HaM B B0ht KrTay Hain TuM Se . . . DoSt . Lekin Kehnay Se Dartay Hain Kahi Tum...!! . . . . L0nday BaAz Na SaMjh Lo

Zulfiqar Mirza se ziada pagal aadmi khud Zulfiqar Mirza bhi nahi hai. -

Jitna paisa ham ne #Zimbabwe #Cricket team ko anay ka diya hai itnay paison ke liye wo #dehshatgardon se larnay ke liye bhi tayar hojayegi

Boy: TO GIRL: Tmhe Ajeeb Nhi Lagta K Tm Roz Ek Jaise KaPry Pehanti Ho GirL: Idiot . This Is My Uniform UnemPloyed.:-D

Ager Be-Wafaoon K Sar Per Seengh Hotay . . . . . . . . Tou Mera Mehboob Aaj, . . . . . . . . Barah-Singaa Hota ...... ! :P

- (-_-) '/(',' ) <) (> ///, // l l Ja Ja K Kahan Minnat_e_faryad Kro Gay." Lo Hum ne tmhe "Miss"Kiya Kya Yaad Kro Gay

Boy: Teri Judai Main Neend Urti Hai, Jan Jati Hai, Chen Khota Hai, Dil Rota Hai. Girl: Check Karwa Le Beta Dengi Virus Bi Aisa Hi Hota Ha.

"ACHI BIWI" or 'CHURAIL' ek jesi hoti hain,. kyon ke, enki batain to sb krte hain,... Par Aaj Tak Dekhi kisi ne bhi nahi

Train Chali. Sardar g 1 Dibbey Me Charh Gye. TT bola: Q Pa g, Nazar Nhi Ata Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Ha? SARDAR: Sory, Mainu Lgga Tusi Mard O.!

Gabbar- Naam Say Villian, Kaam say Hero. Phoppo- Naam Say Risthedaar, Kaam Say Politician :P :P :P

Teacher: A.B.C sunao Pathan: A . B .C Teacher: Aur sunao? Pathan: Aur Allah ka shukar hy, ap sunao.?:-) by sunny khan sajan.,

Agr Aap is Waqt, Aaarrraaam kr rahy thy Ya koi kaaam kr rhy thy.. or Mere Msg ne apko disturb kiya ho to, . . . . . . Mission Successful..

Admi Dr K Paas Chek-Up Ky Liye Gya Dr Apko Sakht Araam ki Zrort hy Ye dono Golya Neend ki hen 1 Subah Or 1 Sham ko Apni Biwi ko Khila dena

Dunya Me Apna Maqaam kuch is Trha se Bana lo k Agr Mar be jao To log ye Hi kahain. . K . . . . Munda SMS changay Karda C

Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Santa: the company shifted their office and did not tell me where it is...

1 Admi Universty K Toilet Me Gya Andr Seat Pe Betha To Samne Likha Hua Tha Itna Zor Taleem Pe Deta To Aj Ksi Achi Seat Pe Betha Hota

- ('.') Hmmm <))> _/ /_ Wo Me Ye Keh Rha Tha K . . Agr Mujhe Eid K Is Moqay Pe Card Bhejna Chahte Ho to Plz "JAZZ" Ka Card Bhej Dena.

Bus ek Haan ki Guzarish Phir hogi Bachon ki Barish.. :-D

Akbar: Senapati Batao K Hum Dushman Ko Kyun Nahi Dhundh Pa Rahe Hain? Senapati: Kyun Ke Maharaj Hum Mughal Hain Google Nahi..!!

Najoomi: Tumhari Life Me 14 Larkiyan Aayengi. Boy: Oh Yess.. What A Life..! . . Najoomi: Zyada Khush Mat Ho 1 BV Or 13 Betiyaan Hongi.

Trafic Police Guse Se: Mene Tumhe Eshara Kia Tha Tum Ruke Q Nhi? . . Pathan: Muaf Karo Saab Je Hum Samjha TuM Ne Hum Ko Salam Kia Tha...

Pathan Bakra Ziba Krne Lga To Cnfuse HoGya K Prhna Kia He 1 lmha Sochne K Bad Churi Chlate Hue Josh Se Bola: . . . . . Happy Birth Day 2 U

Kehte Hen Betiyan Waldain K Ghar Mehman Hoti He To Kya Mehmano Sy Koi Kaam Krwata He Mumyicated To Masoom Lrkiya. Jalne Ki Bu Aa Rahi He.

Pathan ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappar laga diye. Socho Q? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

Aj-Dost Kal-Yar Prso-Pyar Phr-iqrar Phr-Intezar Phr-Tkrar Phr-Darar Sari Mehnat Bekar BCHI Ksi Or k 7 Farar Shit yAr, ho gye na beta khwar.

Wo Jab Bhi Rothen To Meri Ankhon Se Sindh, Ravi, Chanab Behty Hain_ . Oye Check Kar Kahi inka koi waal Lick To Nahi

(,') Battamez <((> _//_ Besharm Behaya Bewaqof Jahil Pagal . hen Wo log Jo apko yad nhi krte Hm to krte hen kesy ho jnab

SarDar: Meri Aankh Mein DarD Hai Koi ilaaj Batao Pthan : Meray Dant Mein DarD Tha, Mene NikaLwa Dia Tum bhi Aisa hi Kro

Teacher: Dimag Ki Wazan Kitna Hota He. Sardar Student Bola: 1.40 KG - (,")/ Ary Wah <)) Aj Gadi No _//_ Entry Me Kese Ghuss Gai

1ganjay k sar pr 8-10 baal thy Ganja naai k pas gya Naai gusse me bola inhen ginu ya kaatoon? Ganja sharmaate hue bola . . Colour krd0.

Kabi Kabi Nahi RoZ Mujhe Zindagi Se Har EK Mouj Mili, . . Ek Sacha Dost Manga Tha Zindagi Se, Mujhe To Nafsiyatiyoun Ki P0ori fouJ Mili

Husband....Jaldi khana do... Aaj 4 bajy Kutton ki race hy.... Udhar jana hy... BV:Bus Rehny do, theek sy Chala jata Nahi Race Lagao gy.

Unse keh do Ghalib Wo hamari taqdeer se jalna chhor den Hum to wo badnaseeb hain Jo agar Lotay ki dukaan kholen to log 'Hangna' chhor dege

Nobody is interested in your fb status about watching movie,making food or listening to music. . . . Unless you are a girl.

AaJ MaIn ApNi MoHabbat ka Iqraar Krti hun Haan Muge Pyaar Hai Muge Pyaar Hai Biryani Se.:-P

Paper dene 2 Tarah ke Log aatay hain: 1. Jo Tayyari Poori kar ke aatay hain 2. Jo Neend Poori kar ke aatay hain

What is the difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt & A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look SEXY & The Boy . . A CHURCH BELL

"..Dekh rahan hun samnay bethi larki ko,, Soch raha hun aik muhabbat aur sahi.." :-P :-P

Dost, Ye Dekho: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kisi Kamine Ne Bilkul Khaali Msg Bheja Hai Ye Koi Insaniyat Hai.

Baithy Baithy Dil ne kaha dost ko msg karo, Phir socha k dil to "PAGAL" hy, Phir Socha Dil pagal hy to kya huwa, DOST konsa Allama Iqbal hy

"Paper Karty Karty Dimagh Itna Kharab Hogaya Hey...!! "Faraz" Maa Kehti Hey K Khany Me Kia Doun.? Mein Kehta Hoon K Extra Sheet

- Pakistan mien 2 Tarah ke larke hain : 1. Jinko Larkiyan Jan kehti hain ;-) or 2. Jinko hamesha yahi sunne ko milta hai "Bhai Jaan" :P

1 hotel me new shadi shuda joray K lye hidayat likhi thi: Khirki pr parday daal dijiye ga apka pyar andha ho skta he, magr hmara staff Nai.

Agr 18 Sal ki Larki jhuk kr Salam kry tu apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi? . Us ki achi tarbiat Yar hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kar.

Normal girls: U were awesome in bed... Bollywood heroines: Sajan tumse pyar ki ladai me..toot gai chooriyan kalai me

Bcha Miss Ap Mujy Boht Achhi Lgti Hen Me Apse Shadi Kron Ga Miss Ghussy Se Mujy Bchon Sy Nafrat Hy Bcha Miss Hm Koshish Krengy K Bchy Na Ho

BV: ktni bar kaha hy k rat ko Phone charging pr mt rkha kro blast ho jay ga. . . . Shohar: Bewaquf drti Q hy? battery nikal k lgata hu.

NURSERY k student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kr Diya TEACHER- Btamiz Ye kya kiya h STUDENT-Mama ne kaha tha sb se pehly jo Aa Raha ho wohi krna

B.v Shohar se..Tm rat ko sote me mujeh galian bak rahy thy. Shoher;.tmhin ghalat fehmi hwi h. B.v.; Qn? Shoher.. Me so nhi raha tha.

Teacher: Duniya Main Agar Light Na Hoti To Tum T.V Kesy Dekhty? . . . . Sardar . . . Mom Batti Jala K..:-)

Pakistani people ! Wiring ki cables mun se e cheel lete Wire ko taizi se hath laga k bata dete he current araha hai ya nhi.. :-P

Zindagi me Kabi haar na mano apni life me Itna aagy barho Itna aagy barho K aagy wala ruk k kahy, "aa aa wich warh ja anni deya...

Mis: 1876 Ko kia hua? Pthn: nai pta mis:stupid Quaide.Azam Peda Hue Mis: 1880 ko Kia Hua? Pthn: MashAllah Qaide.Azam 4 Sal k Ho Gaye tHy

Hum ne Poocha Batao Mosam kesa hai Tmhare Shehar ka? Us ne Mukhtasar kaha : Estanja kr raha Hoon Lotay main Baraf Daal k..' :(

Na Karu Afsos Apni Qismat Pay To Or Kya Karu? Jis Se Zindgi Se Barh k Chaha Usi Ne Aaj Barf Nhi Di <(",)> ) ( Kachi Lasi Bnani Thi yaar.

Bohut roka dil ko lekin kahan tak rokta? Mohabat barti hi gai pakistan may charsiyon ki tarha.

Pathan Dost Sey: Yaar AC Ka Ek Or Bhi Faida He.? Dost: Kon Sa.? Pathan: AC Chalao To Thand Lagti He Or Jab AC Band Karo To Garmi Lagti He:-)

Techr Pathan Se AUTOMATICALY Ka Mtlab Kya H Pathan N Soch K Jawab Diya Jab Koi Ganji Larki Riksha M Bethi Ho To Osy Kahen Ge AUTO ME TAKLI.

Mere Aziz Dosto! Zra Soochain, . HuM Har Roz Kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain..? . . . . . Es Liye Mene Socha . "1 Aur Sahi"

Admi: Kal teri BV zor zor say kiyun cheekh rahi thi 2nd Admi: Kuch nahi yaar Uska photo Facebook pay upload krna tha wo OLX pay ho geya.

*In other countries* Mom : Good night son.. Son : Good night mommy * In pk * Mom : Susu karke sona Son : thik..

Pehle balcony mein aane ki rah dekhte te.. Ab online aane ki.. Rishta wohi soch nayi..

Malik: Mene Subha Sey Kuch Nahi Khaya Pait Me Chuhe Dour Rahe Hain Kuch De Do,.. . . . . Pathan: Ye Lo Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa.???

Kya Waqi Apko Beemari Hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pora MsG Parny Ki...?

Sory Kuch din se Apko SMS Ni kr Saka Drasl PoLice Ny Pakr Lia Tha 302 CaSe me Mene 1 larki Se kaha mujse Dosti krogi Sali Khushi se mr Gai.

Ladki ki shadi mein uska purana Boyfriend b aaya tha Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho? Boy: nhi mein to semi-final mein haar gya.

Devdas 'K' Abu N Kha Ghar Chor 2 Us Ki Maa N Kha Paro Ko Chor 2 Paro N Kha Daaru Chor 2 Lkn Apko Ks Knjar N Kha K sms Krna chor 2.

Raat Aksr Hmse Ye Swal Krti Hy . . . K Kon Hy Tere DIL Me Jo Tuje Sone Ni Deta. Or Mere Dilse Awaz ati hy. "machar Har SmS Dukhi Nahi Hota

Muhabbat Hai Do Lafzon Ki.... Labb Gai Ty Ballay Ballay Na Labbi Ty Agly . Muhallay

, " Achi Baaten " , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ChOr0, ap ne kOnsa aml krna hy , /(,'')> ) ( Let's enjoy <'/_ BiLLo Thumka Lga

Teacher: TV Kis Ne Banaya Tha....?? . . . Pathan: Mera TV To Ustad Saleem Ne Banaya Q Apka TV Bhi Kharab Ho Gaya He Kia.???

Is Garmi Ka Aalam, . Bas Etna Samajh Lijiye Ghalib Kapre Dhoote Hi Sukh Jaatay Hain, Aur Pehntay Hi Geelaay Ho Jate Hain:P

Ek LarKa LarKi Se Ishara Kr K KehTa H Jhalk Dikh LaJa Larki: Chapal Utar K Ek Baar Aja Aja Aja Aja Aja

> There Was A CooL DaY.! - 3 Bar English Main Kaho > Apko Puujabi Zuban Main Lage Ga - Darwaza KhooL De.! =

Kabhi Oos Insaan Ko Mat Khona . Jis KI Jaib Bhari Huwi Ho. . Maulana Dr Tahir ul Qadri.

Santa - duniya k sarre admiyo ka chehra 1 jaisa hota to ?Banta - wahi hota jo gas cylendr ka hota hai..kabhi iskey ghar kabhi uske ghar..

Mom : le beta naya shirt layi hu..try karke bata kaisa hai boy : kabhi bahu bhi la diya karo try karne ke liye

Kch is Lye B dosto Se Rabta Km Rkhte Hen Jo Milta hy kehta hy Garmi Bht hy Cold Drink tu Pila (",) <))>Ab Btao _//_Garmi Meri wja se hy?

Taaleem Aik Zewar Hy, . Or, Zewar Mardo Per Haram Hy, Tabi Main kaho Parhnay ko Dil Q nahi karta, "Azeem Tulba ki azeem batain.." :p:D

son: me school nhi jaonga mom: kyu? son: nokri krunga mom: 4th class prh kr kya Ho ga? son: 3rd class ki lrkio ko tuition prhaunga

- Pankha Chalta Hai To Hawa Deta Hai . . "Faraz" . Pankha Chalta Hai To Hawa Deta Hai . . . Nahi Chalta To Nahi Deta..-:)p hahahaha

Muqadr Mein Raat Ki Nend Nhi To Kia Hwa? Hm Bi Muqadr K Sikandr Hain Dopahar Ko So Jaty Hain. (',)/Wddy Log <)(Ty Wdiyan _/'/_ Sochan,