Me Ne Maa Se Poocha Kamiyab
Hone K Liye Kya Karou - Uss ne
Kaha Ek Pathar ley Or Apne Pe Dy Mar
Musafir Bachay Sy:Beta Ye Road
Kahan Jati Hai Bacha (Masoomiat
Sy):Ye Road To Hr Wqt Yahan Hoti
Hai Kahi Nhe Jati.
Ejazat ho to tery Chehry ko G
bhar kr dekh lon "aay jani"
wrna...... 8 jun k bad tujhe frishte
bnd kr den ge Q k Ramadhan
hain
وزیراعظم نوازشریف کے 4 بائی پاس کامیاب
ہوش میں آگئے کوئی پیچیدگی پیدا نہیں ہوئی
ایک دل میں 4 آپریشن
یہ دل تھا کہ وزیرستان
> Dear Sooraj: Please reham yar..
We are Insaaaaaan .. Not Tikka
Boti...
2 Baaten Zndagi Mei HmeSha
Yaad Rakhna: . . Jab Hwa Chalti
Hai Tu Pattay Hilte Hein Or . . Jab
Nahi Chlti Tu Nahi Hilte. =>"
زندگی میں کچھ چیزیں مشکل سے ہی رک سکتی ہیں جیسے مرد کی نظر،عورت کی زبان،پرویز رشید کے جھوٹ اور پھپھو کے ڈرامے۔
! "Hamari zindagi to andheron
mien guzarti hai "FARAZ" . . . . . . . .
. "Wo or log hain jo U.P.S laga lete
hain
Waqt Ka Pata Tb Hi Chalta Hai
Jb
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Jb Aap "GhARi" Dekhte Hai,
/('_')/
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Taaliyaa Taaliyaa
Zindgi Me Jab Tum_ Mujh Jesa
Dost Paao Gey-.. . . . . . . To . Tum
Apny Parwardigaar ki kon kon c
Naimat ko Jhutlao Gey.
/('_') ' (( > < / Woh me Keh raha
Ta K Agr naik Larkiyo K Nmbr
Hen To Send Kro RAMZAN Main
Unko rozy K Liay Uthaon Ga Apko
Swab Mily ga
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye 1
larki ne helo kya. Wife: Kon thi
ye? Husband :Tm plz dimag
khrab mt kr! Abi usko b btana ho
ki tm kn ho
Pathan: Miss Aap ny Mujhy Call Ki
Thi?? . . Miss: Nahi To. . . Pathan: To
Phir Mere Mobile me Q Likha Tha, , ,
"Miss Call"..;-
Koi Larki ham sy M0habat na
kry to Ghum Nhi Wah Wah Koi
Lrki Hm sy m0habat na kry To
Ghum Nhi Doob Maray Wo Lrki
Jski Kismat Me Hum Nhi
وہ مجھے گھنے جنگل میں یہ کہتے ہوۓ چھوڑ گیا فراز
پیار کیا تو ڈرنا کیا
"Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,
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"Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein,
لڑکیاں بھی محبت میں ایسے لڑکوں کو
چاند ستارے توڑ کر لانے کو کہتی ہیں
جنہیں کوئی محلے میں امرود توڑنے نہیں دیتا.......
Jitna tmhaary Pas Total Dimagh hai na....!!!!
Itna to Mera Aksar kharab Rehta hai...!
(.')>
(. )Jal Mat Apun se
DADA: tum Q prishan ho
POTA: main ap ko nai bta skta
DADA: muje apna dost samj kr bata do.
POTA: Yar teri bhabhi naraz ho gai hai.
Mjh se ab yeh
judai"ka ZEHaR
piya Nahi jata.
Ho Sake to
1 cup "green tea"
pila do.
Sir:Btao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Bcha: Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha
Bcha: YE Khush Fehmi Hy
Me Tuj C apny Liye Kuch Ni
Mang Rha, AY ALLAH Bs Meri
MAA Ko Sehri Me Uthny Me
Taklef Hoti Hy.Usy 1 Achi C
BAHOO Ata Farma Aamen
Ye soch soch kar dimagh ki wat lag gai hai
Faraz
Ke sehri me good morning kahonga ya Good Night?
('.')>
<) ) tum hi bata 2
yar
"Kabhi To Khatam Hon gi Ye Udasiyan Ye Tanhaiyan,,
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Ek Din T0 Acha Ho Ga,
Do Din Ki Zindagi Mein...!!
Dunya me achy insan ki talash me kabhi mat niklo
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Aaj kal garmi boht hy pr
Me Ghar me hota hon..
Tum B Kr K Dekh Lo 'MOHABBAT' Kisi Se
Ay dost
Sabzi k Paisey Easyload Main na lagey to Mera Naam Badal Dena..
Ramazan To Her Saal Aty Hain
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Wo Ramazan Kb Aye Ge
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Jb Wo Kahen Gi,
Utho Na janu Sehri Ka Time Horha Hai..
Buzurg Kehty
Hai"
Maa Ke Dua
Jannat Ke
Hawa
Aur Abbu Ke
Dua
Apna Kamaa Ty
Apna Khaa.
('.') CHaL_
)( PUTER_
/ / Kam ty Ja
Mujh Mei Or Meri Bv Mei Bra Ajeeb Ittifaaq Hai
Neend Ki Golyan Wo Khati H Or Sukoon MUjhe Milta H.
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho
...FARAZ…
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Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
اتنا پانی ہمارے ڈیمز میں نہیں ہو گا جتنا ہم پاکستانی عوام سحری اور افطاری میں پی جاتے ہیں..
1 Angrez Urdu Seekhny K
Liye Pakistan Aya. 15 Din
Raha Us Ne Sirf 2 Urdu Jumly
Sikhy 1. Shukar He Light Aa
Gai . 2. Lighy Phir Chali Gai
Jab B Gali Me Chalo Nazare Jhuka K Chalo
Q K
Aisa Krne Se
Na
Sirf Apki Izat Bharegi
BaL K
Gire Howe
Kuch Paise MiLne k Chanses B
Bhr Jaegy
Wo maza na sharbat peny me hy,
Na pakoray me hy!
Jo mazaaaa....
Sehri me Uth kr dobara Sonay me he...
/( ';' )/
1 Maa Ki Nazar Main Wo Kon Sa Kaam Hai Jo Beta Kare To Bura.
Or
Damaad Kare
To Bohat Aachha
Lagta H
Socho
Nahi Pata.
Arey
B.V Ki GhuLami
Bohot Shorr Suntay Thay Saray Din Mein Pait Ki Bhook Ka ..
Jab Ka Waqt Aaya Tou Bhook Sirf Do Glass Nikli ....... :-) ;)
استاد :
اس نے خودکشی کرلی ، اس کو خودکشی کرنی پڑی--
فرق کیا ھے بتاؤ ؟
شاگرد :
پہلے والا بے روزگار تھا ، اور دوسرا " شادی شدہ "
ایک سیانے سے کسی نے پوچھا
زندگی کیا ہے؟؟
جواب دیا
موبائل سے بچا ہوا وقت زندگی ہے.
:LoaFer Or Offer Myn kya DiFFer Hyn
StuDeNT:SimPle Hyn Teacher Agr
i_Love_U Boly To Loafer Or Agr
Boly To '!.
In 2000 Ammi:
Bacho Uth Jao Sehri Kar Lo,
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In 2016
Bachay:
Janu Hold Karo Ammi Ko Utha Kar Aya.
Ammi Uth Jayen Sehri Bana Len..
'''Kon kehta hai sirf muhabbat me he dard hota hay.
!....Kambakht....!
'"Darwazay me ungli ajae to JAAN nikl jati hai .
RoZa DaroOo...
Allah K PiyaroOo...
Himmat Na HaroOo...
BasSs Thandy Pani Dy Chattty MaroOo...
حرامی کی کمائی
اور ڈاکٹرز کی لکھائی
کبھی اچھی نہیں ہوتی ..
Jaha d0sti waha payr
,
jaha payr waha judai
,
jaha judai waha dard
,
jaha dard waha anso
,
jaha ans0 waha pani
,
jaha pani waha Nahalo jani
10 Kawwe Mil Kar Itna 'Kaaen Kaaen' Nahe Karte Jitna FACEBOOK Or sMs Pe Larkian HMMM HMMM Karti Hain
HMMM Sahe Bola
Agar Bhutto Zinda hai to,,,,
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Traweeh parhny Kiyon Nai Ate !!!!!!!
KeSe Mumkin Tha Kisi Or
Doctor Se ilaaj Karana
A Dost
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
Mummy Ki Chappal Se Hi
Aram Aaya
:
Muje Apna Mobile De Do Me Esko Dekh K Tumhe Yaad Karungi,
Pathan:
Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yad Kar Lena K Mene Manga Tha
Usne Nahi Diya.
Sir:Iski Tshrih Kro
Khol Ankh Zamin Falak Fiza
Dekh Mshriq Se Ubhrte
Huy Suraj Dekh
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Stdnt:
Mshkil Alfaz Me
GuDMrninG Keh Rhe Hn
ApNi Neend sE MujhE kuCh yon b bohot PeyAr hy “FARAZ”..
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K UsNe kAhA thA “MujhE pÄnÄ TuMhArE LiyE sirf Ek KhÄwÄb hy.
Dua Hy K Zindagi Men Wo Shakhs Hmesha Kamyab ho
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,
,
Jis ka Aap Is Wqt Msg Parh Rhy Ho.
Aameen
Shukriya
Aj kal dua b khud karwani prti h
Meri Sham K0 Sanwar do Meri Raat K0 Qarar do,
Mujhy Udhar Do
Ya Generator Se Ek Taar Do.
Happy Garmi season....
Agr CuTe HoNA jurm Hain To
Haan Mein Mujrim Hun.
گرمیوں کے روزے کا لڑکیوں کو ایک فائدہ ضرور ھے کہ سیلفی لینے کیلئے منہ نہیں بنانا پڑتا بلکہ خودبخود ہی منہ چوسنی جیسا ہوجاتا ھے
Allama Iqbal
0r WAPDA mein 1 Chez Common hy
Pta hy kia
2no ka 1 he Mission Tha
Soi hui Qaum ko Jgana.
Enjoy life
without light.
Rakhty hen jo log Garmyion k Rozy
Wo log kbi sham k bd hila ni krty.
('.')
_/)'(/_
!""""<<"""!
oye menu hor pani dewo
New Year Par Biwi Ki Shopping Se
Bachne Ka Tareeka
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"Luqman Hakeem" K
Paas Bhi nahi Tha
New Year Par Biwi Ki Shopping Se
Bachne Ka Tareeka
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"Luqman Hakeem" K
Paas Bhi nahi Tha
Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udasi Cha Gai,
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Socha Tha Chorr Den Is Rah Ko, ),"(< >(( KamBhakht Muhley Me Dusri Aa Gai."
iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik hai
Kon Si??
?
Nahi Pata??
Answer..
"Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen"
Sania Mirza Lahore Wapis Aa Gai Hai.!
Doodh Ki Qeemat Mein 5 Rupay Ki Kami.!
Negative Na Sochain.!
Ye 2 ALag ALag Khabren Hain
Pata Nahi Log Purpose Kaisy Kar Lety Hain.??
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Mujhe To Samosy K Sath Chatni Mangte Huvay B Sharam Aati Hay..
AAG jo Dil me Lgi hy
Zmane me Lga Dun Ga Uski
DOLLY Uthi TO (',') <)(> Koi
BAAT Nhi yar Smart hun
2sri Phasa LunGa,
AAG jo Dil me Lgi hy
Zmane me Lga Dun Ga Uski
DOLLY Uthi TO (',') <)(> Koi
BAAT Nhi yar Smart hun
2sri Phasa LunGa,
Aqwal Zareen "Jis ne
Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne
sara jeevan bigaar liya, OR
Jis ne Soch samaj K ki Usne
konsa teer maar liya."
Taaaliya
> Aany Wali Eid Mubark Ho
ALLAH Kre Ye Apki Akhri
Eid Ho . . . . . . . Wife " K
Bagair , (';') , )) Send To /All
Kanwari Party:-/
Mere Twitter ID pe Aik Banda
Itni Sad Shayri Karta hai K
Ab To Mein Bhi Uski Girl
Friend Ko Miss Karne Laga
Hoon
Mere Twitter ID pe Aik Banda
Itni Sad Shayri Karta hai K
Ab To Mein Bhi Uski Girl
Friend Ko Miss Karne Laga
Hoon
1 Pthan ne apni mngni tor
di. Q k Lrki knwari thi.
Pthan ne socha Jo Aj tk kisi
ki ni hui Wo meri kya hogi
جس عورت نے یہ محاورہ ایجاد کیا
" سب مرد ایک جیسے ہوتے ہیں
" دراصل اسکا شوہر چائنہ میں گم ہو گیا تھا.....
Girl;Baba g Agr M Nazrana Don to Guarantee h K Mera Bacha Ho Jay Ga?
Baba; Nazrane ki Jaga Agr Ek Chance do To 100% Guarante Ha
1 Lrki Arzz Krti H
Na Jane Itna Dhoka Q Hai Duniya M
Faraz
Baat Hoi The 1 Ki,
Chod Gaye Teen.
Lrki; Dukandr Se
Joshanda H?
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Dukandar;BiBi G Mennu Te Bhot Josh Aanda A
Tu Apni Gal Kr
Pappu ki Girlfriend romntic mod me: Mere Gar pe koi nhi he tum Ajao.
Pappu: Tum hamare gar Ajao yaha sab Log he tumhara DiL Lag jayga
Ankon Me kuch nami thi
Mujh mn shayed Vitamin ke kami thi
Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ
Wo Kambakhat meri
Girl Friend ki Ammi thi
Minare Pakistan
Me Dhamakay Ki
Awaz Suni Gai
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Dhamaka Gaari K Niche
Juice Ka Daba Ane Ki
Waja Se Huwa.
Daata Darbaar pe aj rat 3 baje pizza or Chicken Burger Ka langar he,
Ye bat ksi ko pata na chly Q k ye msg sirf ViP Faqero ko kia ja raha he
Lrka lrki ka peecha kr rha tha
Lrki; Picha mt kr, tere PIchy mri Ami Arhi he
Lrka; hm khandani Ashiq he, Teri maa k Pichy mery Abu arhy hen
Court me pappu talaak ke lye gya
Pappu Judge Se:- Sir, i'm not happy with my wife
Bv: Kmine, sara mohalla khush he.
Bs tere hi Nakhre hain
Insan ki LIFE ko Sudharne k liye 1 WIFE kafi he
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Magar 1 WIFE ko sudharnee k liye poori LIFE Bhi Na kafi he.
Zara Sochiye...??
Crush Or Brush Har Mahinay Badalnay Chahiye
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Sehat K Liye Acha Hota Hay.. :D :P :)
GirLs ki 1SMile Boys ko
ConFuse kr DeTi Ha,
SaLa Pura
DiN Ye SmJh Ni Aati ke
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HaNs k DeKH Rahi Hy Ya Dekh
k HanS Rahi Hy.
ApNe HusN Pe ItNa Naaz Mat Kar0
AYe DOsT
Tere Jaise HaseeN Aur Bhi HaiN
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WEST-INDIES Me. :-O
Agr Koi Larki Khud Aa K Aap Se
Khe
I Love You I Cnt Live Without You
To Samjh Lo
Eeeee Wroonnggg Num Hai
Kaunu Apki Firki Le Rha Hai :-O
1 Chota Bacha Bus Ki Khirki Se SuSu Kr Raha Tha,
Larki; Boli Sharam Nai Ati Tujhe?
Bacha; Sharam di Pan nu Yeah Pressure Check Kar...
Maa; Ma Nay Teri Shadi K Liye Pathan Larka Pasand Karlia Hai
Beti; Mera Kya Ha
Khud He Tarso Ge Naani Ban'ny K Liye
Geo Pathan
Grl; Na Dehk Hasinaao Ko Azab Hoga
Tu b 1 Din Kisi Hasina K Bap Hoga
Boy; Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Suchi Ho
Muje Bap Kehne Wali Teri Bachi Ho
Qazi nikah k Waqt Hazreen mE sE Ksi ko is Shadi pr Aitraz To Nhi 1sehmi Hoi Awaz Ai G Muje H Qazi Tm khamosh rho Battameez
Tum Dulha Ho
Agar koi Pathan Apko
Dekh k Muskuraye To
iska kya Matlab
Hai.
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Teri
MARKET Abi B Hy
chicknay.
Raat Bhar Wo i He Nahe
HuM HiLa HiLa Kr So Gaye
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Jo Hila Rahe The HuM Wo Pankha Tha,
0r
Jo i Nahe Wo Bijli The.
Dekh Bhai Tu Facebook Pe Ladki To Ban Gaya Lekin
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Aik Buri Khabar Hai
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Tu Kabhi Maa Nahi Ban Sakta,
(O_o) Lolzzz
: Why you put
your radio in
refrigerator?
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:
Because I want to hear
cool music:-)
Me: Ammi Aap Kitna Thak Jaati Hain Kam Karte Karte Bus Ab Aap Bahu Le Ayen ;-)
Mom: Dafa Hoja Matlabi.. :->
Pthan wapda ofice phone kr k bola: janb li8 bnd krdo
Wapda wale heran, q janb
Pthan: wo hmre dmgh me 1 naya gali aya he wo tm ko dena hai
Msjid k bahr chpal rkhte wqt 1 juta 1 kone me aur 1 juta 2sre kone me rkhne se chapal chori nh hoti
Zubaida apa k hifazti totkay
Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad
Me Jagty Hai Tanha
Raato Ko.
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Sirf Wo Hi
Bata Sakty Hai K.
Kon C Mobile Ki Battery Achi Chalti Hay.
Light jane k bad Mombati le k TOILET ja raha tha
FARAZ
Koi phok mar k keh gya HAPY BRTHDAY 2u
( ',')/
/) (dek yr emrgncy k waqt b mzaq
Pathn ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balanc bej dia Pir call ki hmara 100 rupy waps kro
Punjabi:hmare pas to 75 ay hy
Pathn:ruko hm 25 or bhjta h
Dentist:Apka daant nikaalna prega
Shekh:paise lagenge? Dentist: 200
Shekh: ye lo 50, thora sa DHEELA kr do, nikaal may khud lunga
Other Mothers:
Mera Beta Barra ho kar Doctor ya Engineer banega
Australian Mother:
Mera Beta Barra ho kar World Cup jeetega.
Insan 2 Time Pe Apni Saans Rok Leta Hy
1) Jab Koi Picture Le Rha Ho
2) Jab Ap Washroom Me Hon Or Bahir Se Koi Kholnay Ki Koshish Kary :P
Ki Friend BehaN HoTi Ha Bhai Ka Dost Bhai
Hota Hai To Wife Ki Friend
Ku Ni Hoti JaGo JaGo Or Dusre Ki Biwi LekAr BhaGo
Bilawal Zardari
ki taraf Se Naya NaaRAa:
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Ammi Hum Sharminda hein.
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Abu Abi tak zinda hain
Pakistan Kay Thake Howe Shairo Ne Mera Cheen Lia Hai Qarar
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Twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what u r :D :)
Jo MaZa Tind Vich Ay
Na
Shehar Vich Ay
Na
Pind Vich Ay
Jo MaZa India Di Har Vich Ay
Na
GoBi Vich Ay
Na
AcHar Vich Ay,
Ki Biwi:? Me Kapray Nichor Nichor Ke Thak Gayi Hun Tum Mujy Ek SPINNER Hi La Do
Next Day Pathan:
"SAEED AJMAL" Ko le aya
Bomb Or Condom Mein FarQ Sirf itna Hi Hai K Ak Phat Jay To insan Dunya Say ChLa Jata Hi,
Or
Dosra Phat Jaye To insan Dunya Mein Aa jata Hai
1JaMadar Gutter Mai Jhuk Kr KaChRa Nikal Rha Tha -
1 Waha Se GuZaRte Huey Ruk KaR Bola
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-Yar 2 Roti MeRa B LGa DeNa
Sufaid Chadar Par Taaza
Khoon K Qatray Giray Hain...
LaGta Ha Koi Pyar Ki Had
Paar Kr Gaya..
Tumhain
PoGo Dekhnay Ki Zarurt Ne
1 Aadmi train se utar ke Pathan Se puchta hai:
Ye kaun sa Station hai?
Pathan Ne socha socha, bahot soocha
Or Bola Railway Station hai
ApNo Ne LooTa
GheRoN Mein KahaN Dum Tha... ... ... ...
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Meri Kashti Hi Nahi Thi....
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Doobna AMB Tha.
B.V Ko pyar Se Gulaab Marne Pe response.!!
English girl
u r 2 naughty Sweet Heart
Urdu Girl Na Kro Na Janu
Pnjabi Girl Banda ban Haramdeya
Molvi 22 bacho or BV k sath Dost k ghr Dawat pe gia Dst bari Family dekh kr:
"Oh molvi Hayaa Nahi aai?
"Molvi:
Nahi Uss k paper ho rahe Hy
WheN a Girls Family State:- Ladka achhe khandan Se 0r Nek HoNa Chahiye
WhaT iT Really Means:
HuM Se ZyaDa PaiSe Wala HoNa chahiye
Police officer Pathan se
Tumhri madri zuban kon si hai?
Pathan: koi nhi
Police Officer:Q?
Pathan: meri ami goongi thi.
: Apni Bimar Bv ko Mar
Rha Tha
1 aDmi Ne Pocha Isay
kyun Mar Rhy Ho?
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PaThaN
Doctor Ne keya c AeNu GoLi
Kut K Deni Ae.
DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA
""".MAGAR."""
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya..
Behtreen T0tka
Agar ApKo Rona Araha Ho To Aap
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Aaina Dekh Lain
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AapKi Hansi Chhoot Jaegi
(",")Mazaq ke alawa.
In Computer Exam?
Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?
:
"It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer.
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot
pareshan karti hai
Koi hal batao?
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta.?
Bari i Larkiaaa
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10 Rupy ki
PoNi Laga Ke Apny Ap K0o Miss
w0rld samajti Hain.
Murgi Anda Deti H,
Aur Gaay Dudh Deti He, To Aisa Kon He Jo
Dudh Bhi Deta He.
Aur Anda Bhi Deta He?
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Dukandaar
Is sMs Ko Taiz Taiz Parhna
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow Wow Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow Wow
Insan Bano Yar Ye Kya Kutton Wali Harkat Kar Rahy Ho.
English Teacher: "wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai"
Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ?
Pathan: Sir! Larki 2 Number Hai..!
Sardar ne Apni HAIR Dresser Ki Dukan Nechy Se oper Wali Manzil Pe Shift Ki Aur Nechy Board Py Leka Nechy waly Baal Kaatny Ka Dukan Oper Ha,
Dad: 1 Zamana tha Ke 10 Rupay Mai Jee Bhar Ke Doodh Pee Lia Karty Thay,
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Son: Ab to 10 Rupay Mai koi Hath Be Nai Lagane Deti.
"Kabi Pasand Na Aaye Sms Hamara To Bata Dena, DOST..?
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Aisa "Chata" Pare Ga K Sab Kuch Acha Lagne Lage Ga.
DiL Karta Hai TuMhari Le LO
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Dost..?
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Ghari...-:)p
wapis kar2 Ga yar
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Tumne kia Smja TharKi Insan...-:)D
Boy: Janu! hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat btana.
Girl: Teri behen ko zaror btaongi
kmeeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj sy pyar krega
1 Admi Ky Gar Ma 2 Bachay Jurrwa Paida Hue
To
Admi; Bola O Meray Khuda Ab To Karachi K Halaat Dehk Kr Bachay b Akely Ane Se Dartay Hain
Agar ap kahin jaldi me ja rahe hy
or kaali billi ap k age se guzar
jay to is ka matlab he
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kaali billi ap se zyada jaldi me hy
Woh Bachpan Bhe Kitna Haseen Ta
Jab Sare-Aam Roya Karte Thy
FARAZ
Ab Ek Aanso B Nikle To Log Sawal Karte Hen:
Bhai Bachi Chor Gayi Kia?
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan:
6 Kg Make Up
8 Kg Attitude
Phir Kehti Hain K
Weight Kam Nahi Hota Hay ....:P
FaQeeR: Aap k ParRoSi Ne
Mujhy PaiT Bhar kAr
khaNa khilaYa Hai, Aap
Bhi kuch De De?
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Memon: Ay le.
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"HAJMOLA""
"Moti Bv: Janu Shadi Say
Pehle Me Jesi Thi.
. . Shohar: Janu Ab Be
PEPSI Jesi Ho. Pehly
300ML Thi. Ab JUMBO
Size Ho
Boy: Kya Chal Raha Hai
Janu?
Girl: Jo Tumhary Pas Nhi He Sweet Heart.
Boy: Kia Janu?
Girl: Dimagh:P :DD
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<))>
// Ye hoti he bezti
Larkiyan sab se ziada garam kab hoti hai..
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Jab Unhen Bukhar hoTa hai
He is
just a
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Pronoun
Har time joke nahi hota
kabhi kabhi hum informatin bhi detay hain..
: Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye
koi jagah nahi he..!
Crowd me se ek awaaz
aayi:-
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HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya
KYA?
cricket captain pe match main sab se ziada pressure kis bat ka hota hai?
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Agar Jeet gaye to english bolni parygi .!
2015 Ka Jism
Me AaG Laga
dene wala MsG.
Kia Ap humi
Apni duaown
Me Yaad karte
hai?
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From: .
: Soney Ki Chain
Kab Doge?
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:
Tum Chain Sey Soney
Kab Dogi..??
Mrzi Ki Zindgi K 8 Steps
1) Studies
2) Entrtainmnt
3) Good Job
4) Shadi
5)
6)
7)
8)
(",) Shadi Ho
<))> Gayi Na.?
_//_ Marzi ki
Khatm."
BiG Trick:
,
Jazz,
Telenor
Zong
Ufone
Se Jidhr
B Cal Kro BalaNce Nhi
Kate Ga
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Agr
Agla Call Attend Na Kre
To.!!
1 JIN Sharab Pene K Liye
Insan K Roop Me Aya,
12 Glass Pi Gaya,
Sardar:Tenu Chari Nai? JIN: Me JIN Hun.
Sardar: Le
Char Gai Kanjar Nu..
Mery Jism Ko Kamzor Na
Samajh Lena Dost,
Agr Me Aashiq Na Hota To
Aaj JOHN CEENA Hota
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<( )
_/ /_
Boht Acha.
Raat ko sonay se pehle apnay jism se Khoon ka aik Pyaala bhar ke rakh dein.
Jis Machar ne peena ho..
Baraye Mehrbaani pyaale se peeye :(
Doctor Jb car 1 Orat Chala rahi thi to
Tumhe road se door hut jana chaye tha na
Patient: Kon sa road?
Kesa road?
Main to Park me lyta tha
Wife:Men Ap Ko Ktni Achi Lgti Hon
Husbnd: Boht Zyada
Wife:Phr B Ktni?
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Husbnd:Itni K Dil Chahta He Tmhari Jesi 2 Or Ly Aaon.
Wife Ne Shohr Ke Gal
Pe Thappar Mar Kr
Machar Mar Dia Shohar Ye Q?
Wife: Mere Hote
Hue Koi Dusra Tumhra
Khoon Pie Ye Muje Pasand Nahi.
Sheikh Ki Dukan Me
Likha Tha.
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Udhar Sirf
90 Se 100 Sal Ki Umar K
Logon Ko Dya Jaye Ga
Or
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Wo Bi Un K
Walidain Se Poch Kar
PTHAN: Mri shadi nai hoti Dost: kisi mzaar pe ja NEXT YEAR
Dost: kia hua Pthan: nai hui
Dost: konsy mazar pe gya
Pthan: QUAIDE-AZAM Ke
Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai..!
Farzana Meri Manzil Tu Nahi
Teri Saheli Hai..!!
(,")/
<)( O
Farzana Baaji.
Doctor: Motape
ka 1 hi Elaaj
he. Ap ROZANA
Sirf 1 Roti
khaya kro.
Mareez: Yeh 1
Roti kana
khanay se
pehle ya
khanay k
Baad?
